Johnmark Odoyo

Divergent Thinker | Writer

[Rotary Nairobi South @RotaryNairobiS]

bring your laptops. let's help you set up. all your questions answered.

this wednesday from 6.30pm at Hungers Nest Parklands

[FLA Henrique @flahenriquebr]

Fizeram um compilado de 4 minutos mostrando os lances em que a Argentina foi favorecida contra o Egito.

Simplesmente um escândalo mundial. Quanta sujeira envolvida. 🤢

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

KNH has increased the cost of several medical services, with some fees more than tripling since April.

Here is how some charges changed:

— Endoscopy: up 208% to Sh20,000
— Ultrasound scan: up 167% to Sh4,800
— Colonoscopy: up 155% to Sh25,000
— Endoscopy + biopsy: up 150% to Sh22,500
— Colonoscopy + biopsy: up 137% to Sh27,500
— Consultation fee: up 35% to Sh1,550

[Johnmark Odoyo @johnmarkodoyo]

RT @MigunaMiguna: No country has overcome major structural, architectural and institutional challenges without a revolution.

Four leading…

[Johnmark Odoyo @johnmarkodoyo]

😂😂😂

[pier luigi pinna @pierpi13]

Gioggia Meloni visita un poverissimo paese della Basilicata e chiede al sindaco quali siano le tre priorità per rilanciare la zona.
«La prima è l’ospedale: c’è, ma mancano i medici».
Lei tira fuori il telefonino, parla per un paio di minuti e poi annuncia:
«Fatto. Entro una settimana arrivano i medici».
«La seconda è l’acqua: c’è, ma una miniera a monte ha inquinato le falde».
Lei riprende il telefonino, altre due parole, e dice:
«Fatto. Entro un mese le falde saranno bonificate e la proprietà risarcirà gli abitanti».
«E la terza?» chiede lei.
«La terza sono i telefonini» risponde il sindaco.
«Qui non prende niente».

[Johnmark Odoyo @johnmarkodoyo]

Mr DP, what does AI have to with your picture? Why cant politicians just talk about the agenda without posting themselves?

[Kithure Kindiki @_KithureKindiki]

KAREN, NAIROBI CITY COUNTY, KENYA
THURSDAY, JULY 2, 2026

Artificial Intelligence is shaping the world’s future and redefining many aspects of life.

It will have a bearing on agriculture, climate, energy, security, jobs and other crucial sectors of the economy.

The Joint Committee of Cabinet has met to assess Kenya’s preparedness and to conceptualize on ways of harnessing AI, leveraging on it and modalities of aligning policy and programmatic interventions to make AI work for Kenya’s present and future national interest.

[Macr0 Nerd @Macr0_Nerd]

Who will remind people that Equity opened the year at 67 bob. Today we are at 86. A good 28% percent gain within 6 months.
KCB has also been great. opened the year at 46, now at 76. When I check the % gain....
Guys.. I do not know why you are not investing in Nairobi Stock Exchange.

[Johnmark Odoyo @johnmarkodoyo]

@Macr0_Nerd 😂😂😂

[Johnmark Odoyo @johnmarkodoyo]

Kuna madem hufurahia ukiwatext wa kwanza morning ndio wareply morning too. Juu wao wakitangulia na ujibu back hawaezi endeleza conversation😂

[Eric @amerix]

KSH 1 Billion:

• Will build 8 of these hospitals.

Kenya loses 3 billion daily (24 hospitals) to corruption.

James stole 600 billion.

[ᴋxʟᴀᴅᴇ @KXLAADE]

R.I.P to our friends who passed away at a young age, we didn’t forget about y’all.

Keep resting in peace 💔🕊️

[Eric @amerix]

"Vitu kwa ground ni different" is a very strategic psychological operation to make you believe that your voice on social media does not matter.

It matters.

It is powerful.

If it doesn't matter, why do politicians post their completed projects here?

[Dr. Miguna Miguna @MigunaMiguna]

A civilian, Cecil Ouma, was murdered INSIDE the vehicle where he had been with the PS for Youth Affairs, Jacob Fikiri. But neither the PS nor his bodyguards have been arrested. The vehicle hasn’t been seized for forensic examination. The CS and PS for interior haven’t issued any statements. The president is mute. The @DCI_Kenya and @ODPP_KE are hiding, as usual.

And the so- called opposition, even in Parliament, are busy celebrating fake opinion polls, appearing at media talk shows and spending tens of millions of shillings on political rallies!

Kenya is a Failed State!

#Justice4CecilOuma
#RevolutionNow

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

How to know if a money transfer app is legit before using it.

Save the thread below

[Johnmark Odoyo @johnmarkodoyo]

😂😂😂😂

[Grizzly👽🐐 @Griz_zly8]

Nishai enda sleep over kwa dem,after round one nikasema wacha nijiekelee kidogo as the 2 minute man I am😄,chali yake akabisha mlango, nikaruka kwa kiti, jamaa kuingia dem akasema "baby usipige kelele utaamsha bro wangu mdogo." Usiku nilikua naskia dem akipigwa vitu naskia kulia

[Johnmark Odoyo @johnmarkodoyo]

@KagutaMuseveni About time, you fucking dictator.

[Tim Denning @Tim_Denning]

> Be Jonny Kim
> Born to South Korean immigrants in Los Angeles
> Grows up in an intensely abusive household, constantly full of fear
> The night before he graduates high school, his father threatens the family with a gun
> Police arrive, a shootout happens, and his father is killed
> Decides he wants to protect people so he enlists in the Navy at 18
> Survives Hell Week and becomes a Navy SEAL
> Deploys to Iraq twice as a combat medic, sniper, and point man
> Completes over 100 combat operations under fire
> Earns a Silver Star and a Bronze Star for saving wounded comrades
> Watches his close friends die in battle and realizes he wants to heal people, not just fight
> Leaves active duty to get a degree in Mathematics from USD
> Auditions for medical school and gets accepted into Harvard
> Graduates from Harvard Medical School as an M.D. in 2016
> Starts his residency in emergency medicine at Massachusetts General Hospital
> Gets bored of being a regular doctor and applies to NASA
> Selected as 1 of only 12 candidates out of 18,300 applicants
> Becomes a NASA Astronaut in 2020
> Decides space isn't enough, so he joins Navy flight school to face his fear of flying
> Earns his wings as a fully certified military pilot and naval flight surgeon
> Launches into space on a rocket to the International Space Station
> Logs 245 days in orbit, traveling 104 million miles around the Earth before returning home
> Returns to Earth as a SEAL, a Harvard Doctor, an Aviator, and an Astronaut at just 41 years old

And Jonny Kim is still the most humble guy on the planet who makes everyone else's resume look blank.

Jonny Kim is badass.

[Architect Mwangi @ArchitectMwangi]

Rwanda is bold!
This is just a coffee shop but looks like a whole public pavivlion!🥰

[ESTROKE MEDIA @Estrokemedia]

Think it can work here in Kenya?