johnniecakes

Sarcastic, can be dick at times, science, prefer dogs over humans, recent cat dad, CrossFit, Burning Man. All tweets are my own.

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This is your PSA that @BestBuyCanada Granville Location allows their security to racially profile their customers. Better off shopping online @amazonca, @costcocanada or directly with the manufacturers than support this company. Share your stories. #racialprofiling

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@porterairlines worst boarding ever! Disorganized. Do better.

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@Rogers seriously?! 45+ minutes on hold so far to speak to a representative?!

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@JillianMichaels What’s your expertise again? Oh ya.

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@TheRealDoctorT What in the actual fuck?!

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@this_is_mallory @DrJenGunter 😂

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@CanadianKelli This is heartbreaking. She is an amazing person and colleague.

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@kristin_harila Wow. You walked over a dying man’s body so you can feel ‘emotional’. Congrats.

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@this_is_mallory Lol! This is coming from the female equivalent of Carlton Banks!

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Dear Costco Vancouver shoppers,
If I u really have to sample that pre-made potato salad, park ur full cart to the side, not the middle of the aisle blocking everyone. Also, if your looking for your cart: it somehow moved itself to the end of the aisle, 3 aisles over. #costco

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@EdanStarforth Plague

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@AnthonyBass52 @pwentink22 @united The cleaning crew has minutes to clean the plane before people board. They don’t have time to deep clean. Maybe be a more considerate parent?

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@nkanow @JaniceL06493693 @krassenstein ‘Rebleated’!!!!! Amazing!

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@DoMindDying @BCNursesUnion Sigh. It was hilarious (in a sad way) when they sent a following email saying the 1.75 was a mistake and it was suppose to be 1.25.

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@RobShaw_BC This is an insulting offer.

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@jennwalliss I find this hard to believe. How would a T-Rex apply chapstick?!

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@EM_RESUS Must be Kinder Eggs. Good thing they are banned in the US…..

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@SanJoseSharks Start by educating your goalie.

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Since @netflix stopped allowing families to share passwords, I've decided to #CancelNetflix.

With 2 kids in university and a cottage, it's just not worth it anymore. #CancelNetflix
@Netflix_CA