johnnykinsman

Plucky Boston Tour Guide. Associate Artistic Director, Anthem Theatre Company. Reason and compassion over party. “Act worthy of yourselves.”

[Malcolm Nance @MalcolmNance]

CHIEF IS TALKING TO YOU SAILORS: You were a on an atomic powered submarine let me ask you - would you ride a submarine commanded by an exCO who was courtmartialed twice for dereliction and crimes? One who was convicted in civilian court 34 times? Found to have raped a woman and under NCIS investigation for 25 more? Who is so fucking stupid he thinks a battery dropped in the ocean will electrocute you? You’d let him around the reactor room? You’d give him the key to the weapons locker after he tells the CNO his crew are suckers You think he could get the fucking boat to cast off without smashing the tug & blaming the entire crew for his fuck ups? Then you’d allow him to tell you to take fucking bleach for a lethal virus IN A FUCKING SUBMARINE?

Trump would not qualify to enlist in the Girl Scouts bc of his ties to Epstein. But many of you will suck the orange splooge off his nuts for an attaboy. Some fucking sailors you are. Follow lawful orders of the Chain of command but remember. If you voted for him you’ve given control of nuclear weapons to a fucking 80 year old with open signs of dementia and a lance corporal who once wrote on a base newspaper. #NoCourgeNoCommittmentNoHonor

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

I was forced to ride in the back of the bus. In my lifetime. There ain't as much distance from that shit as you think. Let's keep moving forward, y'all.

[johnnykinsman @johnnykinsman]

Allen wrenches are never not annoying

[Scottacular @Scottcrates]

If his bronzer gets any darker he’s going to have to deport himself.

#TraitorTrump

[Protect Kamala Harris ✊ @DisavowTrump20]

In a world full of Elon Musks,

Be a Dolly Parton.💙

[W. Kamau Bell @wkamaubell]

The world suffers because this giant dork doesn’t feel comfortable being like this all the time. This is who he really is. But because of toxic masculinity he tries to convince us that he’s Tony Stark & not a lonely nerd who was born on third base but still had to buy friends.

[J-Dubbs @Brotherwags]

Not many men can look like a 5 yr old who’s just been told they’re getting ice cream, when they’re actually hyping up a moronic, swindling, racist rapist who’s a convicted criminal… but HE can.

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

This.👇

[Brad @BraddrofliT]

Old or not. I can relate.

[Kevin Bacon @kevinbacon]

One of the greatest. Kris, you will be missed. Rest easy. #KrisKristofferson

[Moira Donegan @MoiraDonegan]

You can’t even take bribes from a foreign government anymore. Because of woke.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Minor incident: “It's an absolute nightmare!”

Major incident: “It's not good”

[John Oberlin @OMGno2trump]

My vote for meme of the day.

[Clint Fiore 🦬 DM for Biz Deals @ClintFiore]

How rude is it to buy this for your parents for Christmas?
I'm on the fence.

[FLAVOR FLAV @FlavorFlav]

I LOVE TAYLOR SWIFT,!!

[Dr. Joanne Freeman (@jbf1755 on lots o’ platforms) @jbf1755]

Historically speaking, this is the *precise* kind of language that led to the lynching of Black men.

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

I propose that whoever loses the presidential election gets a 4-year TV contract to play the President in a replica of the White House. That way everyone can tune in to their President and everyone stays happy.

[SophiasPhilai @SophiasPhilai]

Hey look I found out what this looks like IRL

[johnnykinsman @johnnykinsman]

@TylerHuckabee @whipsical Unsurprising that those idiots don't know how an apostrophe works.

[MS NOW @MSNOWNews]

“You are my entire world and I love you.”

-Gov. Tim Walz gets personal about fertility treatments and his family.

His daughter responds with a heart.

His son, in tears, responds “That’s my dad!”