Johnny Miller Says

Parody account for the outrageous quotes of golf commentator Johnny Miller.

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@TimGillyrastis Just a slip of the tongue. One you might make if your name were on the Wannamaker!

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@zaaneksteen My tie makes me a hater? Or a Nancy? I’m not transgendered. #notthattheresanythingwrongwiththat

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.@seanp54_sean You should master the use of hash tags, of the space bar, before calling me dumb.

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That was supposed to be a DM

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Ginella needs to clean up his act. First he’s making gay jokes about Zinger, now he’s making “tee’d too high” jokes about a little person!

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@SharkGregNorman Cartagena? Is that where the teen girls are these days? Bang on, man!

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@LoafyRunt @CharlieRymerGC Have you seen @MattGinellaGC cross his legs? I think he’s more a “one in the stink” than “one in the pink” type.

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@LoafyRunt @tboneoutdoors Don’t I always have smart ass comments?

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@MattGinellaGC @PaulAzinger Man, you're not saying that crotch shots are what Holly puts out there, are you?

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@NotUfatJesus @PaulAzinger Hey, now. Be nice. You have Jesus in your Twitter handle. What would HE do?

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@rsbassila Yes! Amazing shot.

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Thanks, man! >> RT @kwbimbo: @JohnnyMillerSay @MaleMotives you rock J Miller best announcer in golf. Snow n Park City today

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@CowboysRule372 @MaleMotives Thanks, man.

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Psst. Your remote will handle that for you. >> RT @MaleMotives: Someone PLEASE get Johnny Miller off my TV! Dumbass.

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Thanks, man! >> RT @RichardZokol: Best performance of the day at the Honda Classic other than Tigers was Johnny Miller. No bogies.

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If you're a weekend golfer, you likely need this cure for the slice from @JohnnyMillerSay http://t.co/Tic6RrAerk

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Outdoor golf weather > outdoor hockey weather. #justsaying #nbcsports

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Aw. I wish that weren’t the case. >> RT @TheRealSheaD: Johnny Miller I hate you so very much

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Hey, now. Be nice. >> RT @MaleMotives: Someone PLEASE get Johnny Miller off my TV! Dumbass.

[Golf Putting Pro @UltimatePutting]

There are plenty of guys who played great golf, had great careers and only won a few majors. -Johnny Miller #golfquotes