Alfie Johnston

Just some arsehole

[Grace Blakeley @graceblakeley]

Never forget that a Labour government stood by and allowed this to happen.

[Fearghas Kelly @FearghasKelly]

I better go superviral for this...

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

You can't write comedy like this. 15 seconds of nonsense and then BAM the wide shot takes your breath away. 10/10.

[Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle]

Yesterday a 250 pound US made bomb was dropped on a school where kids were playing football, killing dozens.

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[barbarism critic @barbarismcrit]

THEY ARE BURYING PEOPLE ALIVE AND THE NEWS CANT STOP TALKING ABOUT IVY LEAGUE STUDENTS

[Avery Edison @aedison]

just had a couple days of people yelling at me that I have to vote for Labour. sincerely: fuck off do I

[Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle]

Keir Starmer saying he supports military action against Yemen because civilian lives are at risk. Something he’s suddenly worried about after supporting the denial of food and water to Palestinians, and refusing to call for a ceasefire as they are massacred.

[jordan @JordanUhl]

An all-timer here.

https://t.co/WqnKDiaCMp

[Dan Cohen @dancohen3000]

Zionist forces brutally assault Orthodox Jews in the streets of Jerusalem for opposing genocide in Gaza. Haven’t seen this kind of state violence against Jews since Nazi Germany. Images like this destroy the myth that the State of Israel is Jewish.

[Stats for Lefties 🍉🏳️‍⚧️ @LeftieStats]

🚨 BREAKING: Keir Starmer personally confirms that Labour has abandoned its commitment to trans rights, stating that "a woman is an adult female".

He also ruled out self-ID for trans people.

[Stats for Lefties 🍉🏳️‍⚧️ @LeftieStats]

🚨 Last night, the Lords voted on a motion from a @TheGreenParty peer that would have blocked Tory anti-protest policies. Labour abstained, so it failed.

Just 10 Labour peers (6%) voted to block the Tories' anti-protest laws. 163 (94%) did not vote.

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[Existential Comics (find me on bluesky) @existentialcoms]

If a McDonald's employee steals from the register, they are punished. If they do it in front of other employees openly, every employee would be fired and the store would have to start over from scratch, or simply be closed.

Cops are held to a lower standard. Unthinkable.

[Andy Kelly @ultrabrilliant]

RT if you miss Dougie Jones.