John Carroll

[John Carroll @johnpc28]

I’m from the North am I an immigrant? #bbcqt

[John Carroll @johnpc28]

@easyJet @TUIUK @cftrust trying to take medication in my luggage with a fit to fly certificate, only to be told it will be checked and verified by non-medical professionals to see if I have smuggled a pair of flip flops alongside my life saving medication. #Discrimination

[John Carroll @johnpc28]

@TUIUK hi, I’ve changed our holiday from amber to green destination but we now have to pay luggage allowance and for seats. Please help?

[John Carroll @johnpc28]

Liverpool fans saying if Pickford got a red card in the derby they’d be top of the league...if my aunty had balls she’d be my uncle 🤣

[John Carroll @johnpc28]

@thomasbjorngolf just watched your walking challenge, RESPECT ✊

[John Carroll @johnpc28]

Some more guests have emerged from Kyle Walker’s party

[John Carroll @johnpc28]

It’s not over yet it will be in 2 minutes 🤣#TheChase

[John Carroll @johnpc28]

Is that Bill Oddie #TheChase

[John Carroll @johnpc28]

Pickford has the smallest arms

[John Carroll @johnpc28]

Let’s see who LFC it wasn’t us blame for burning Liver Building

[John Carroll @johnpc28]

# why set fire to our own city liver building stupid knob heads

[John Carroll @johnpc28]

Kelly you thieving bitch #TheChase

[John Carroll @johnpc28]

Carragher’s got no mates

[John Carroll @johnpc28]

Something tells me Chris is a lying bastard #bbcqt

[John Carroll @johnpc28]

Camilla shut the fuck up #bbcqt

[John Carroll @johnpc28]

Chris Philip has major dry mouth #bbcqt

[John Carroll @johnpc28]

Another pompous fucker messed up #WhoWantsToBeAMillionaire

[John Carroll @johnpc28]

Why is nearly every contestant on this week a Doctor or Lawyer #WhoWantsToBeAMillionaire

[John Carroll @johnpc28]

When you’ve just realised you should’ve got SKY instead of Virgin Media

[John Carroll @johnpc28]

Something tells me step toe is lying #policeinterceptors