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'Sea, you are tea,' I assess.

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@mehrannlu @NASA_Marshall Six, seven?

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@Big_nana_02 @WhiteHouse @NASA Based on the time of year, and the visible shadows on the surfaces of Earth and the moon, I'd guess the sun is 93.1ish million miles away, off camera, above, slightly behind, and slightly to the right of earth.

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@Ishaq66939slrk @WhiteHouse @NASA Let me internet that for you. "Artemis II astronauts capture high-definition imagery using Nikon D5/Z9 cameras, GoPros, and iPhones, which are transmitted to Earth through a combination of high-speed laser technology (Optical Orion/O2O) and traditional radio frequency links."

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@cjnonso04 @NASAAdmin @NASA It's impressive that you're both A on the internet B still have this question. Respect.

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@GalvestonFerry Why would the ride itself take any longer? It's the "being stuck on Ferry Road without a Gulf or toilet in sight" part that's the real time-suck.

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@USPSHelp Is this still true in March 2026?

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@dbongino That's what she said

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@clsthyyyy @lcvebyers Potential Spoiler: they're preoccupied trying to save their sister and, you know. Earth. It's not like they're just hanging out doing whip-its under the bleachers. Like I was after my mom got attacked by a demogorgon... Look, we all grieve differently, ok? Who are you to judge!?

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@PhonyBennett @lcvebyers I could not agree more. At the end of every season, I have been telling anyone who will listen that it would have been so much better if Mike and Nancy had spent more time at home babysitting a toddler in case we're ever asked to believe that they love her.

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@PopCrave After handling mean tweets this well, it's easy to imagine how this "astronaut" would have handled things if damaged wires caused an explosion that led to a critical loss of oxygen in the command module, and they'd had to use the LM as a lifeboat to survive the trip home.

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@lynithea_trades @DeathSerpent1 @PowaPackRu @youryoki Oh come on. At no prior point in five seasons have I thought "Mike gets that Will is gay now!" have you, genuinely? He had to come out at some point. Please describe how you would have written it, Shakespeare.

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@lynithea_trades @DeathSerpent1 @PowaPackRu @youryoki To be fair, let's not forget this show takes place in 1987. teenagers back then weren't bragging on tiktok about being nonbinary. "gay" was a bigger deal. I'm sure 2025 Hawkins is just as woke as anywhere, but in the context of the story, Will's press conference makes some sense.

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@MaryMary7x77 @NickAdamsinUSA What should I say if I am not a clerk and/or don't work in a store?

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@Chilis @cjfoley5 @dallasnews How about now? Can you dm me a coupon for skillet queso?

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@ChrisFrez Specifically with "Reyes coca cola bottling" which supplies parts of California and Nevada.
So the rest of the planet, unaffected?

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@Sarcastic_Canuk @BlueJays Is "tee ball stand" Canadian for "tee"?

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@blueapron pro tip: If you don't put a space in front of "https", the word in front of https becomes part of the link, which breaks the link.

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@SneakerNews Those look just like Adidas Superstars. Nine people in the world will notice that they are Hermes on your feet without you telling them. Eight of them have a group chat making fun of you for paying $280 for a pair of Adidas Superstars.

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@Chilis @cjfoley5 @dallasnews Please settle a bet for me: Did you guys hire @CrackerBarrel's old marketing team? Or was it @budlight's ?

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@judgeyourself99 If "this one general is all of us," who do the other generals in the photo represent? Asking for a friend.