Sky Fieri

He/They | Musician/Songwriter/Ex-Tank Mechanic | Bad at posting, sometimes ok

[Sky Fieri @johnpersonhuman]

I enjoy taking showers at midnight, like a

[𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 @EmmaTolkin]

The Fellowship of the Ring BTS features these two dudes who made chain mail for almost 2 years straight, and who have clearly lost their minds. NOTHING can prepare you for their “hostage.”

[follow @bencollins on bluesky @oneunderscore__]

Silicon Valley billionaires: Take one liberal arts class. One. Any single one. I am begging you.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

If we’re doing living wage discourse again I’ll reiterate that at a minimum anyone working a full time job should be able to own a house, a car, raise three kids, and take a two week vacation every year. If that sounds unreasonable its only because we let the wealthy decide it is

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

Reminder that Bob Iger pushed David Lynch to reveal Laura Palmer's killer too quickly, completely derailing TWIN PEAKS ratings. "David might have been right all along."

[Sky Fieri @johnpersonhuman]

Turns out the thing my mental health needed was an AI video of a sensei telling me tumblr parables about all my work paying off.

[Sugar Pusher 🍭🧚🏻🎸 @HGWelp]

It's her day now

[Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco]

Happy birthday to me happy birthday to me happy birthday day dear Bigfoot,alien time traveling bag of boogers happy birthday to me

[Sky Fieri @johnpersonhuman]

Death to fireworks

[Nic Cota @nictrieslife]

Checkout this NEAT TRICK PHILLY USED TO INCREASE transit ridership and not spend a cent!

[Jim Durham🚌🚶‍♂️🚴‍♂️👨‍⚕️ @JimLDurham]

I get that many people don't believe that "Traffic Evaporation" happens, but 20 years of case studies say it is real. "People adjusted their behavior ... https://t.co/8F0aC4aZOs

[Cinema Cat @loquaciousmuse]

How is it that Hollywood had figured out this nice system of making shows but also making money and also paying residuals and everyone was p happy with their day jobs and then a dvd rental company was like ok what if we just pretend like that model doesn’t work

[neopussyboi @forcedmasc]

joan of arc really does have something for almost the entire political spectrum. forerunning nationalism. crossdressing. catholicism. being a girlboss with possible psychosis. its like the church focus grouped to find a saint who could play all the angles

[rosey🌹 @thechosenberg]

I think about this a lot

[Kevin Clark @bykevinclark]

The summer of whatever it is Daniel Day-Lewis is trying to do has begun.

[Liz Charboneau @lizchar]

wow ok we just got NBC's proposed lineup too

[Jive Miguel @annnnn_nnnnnna]

A beautiful day to share the letter Steely Dan wrote to Laura Ingraham.

[Lauren McKenzie @TheMcKenziest]

Fixed it.

[Karl Sharro @KarlreMarks]

Humans doing the hard jobs on minimum wage while the robots write poetry and paint is not the future I wanted