John Riske

Music fan, maker of flan. Former FB, current board of Ragamala Dance Co. Oakland, CA. Support the arts:

[BuccoCapital Bloke @buccocapital]

Everyone always talking about “talent density” in Silicon Valley when we really should be talking about how 80% of pretzels in America come from a small region of Pennsylvania

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

DONALD TRUMP HAS FALLEN ASLEEP AT THE NBA FINALS IN MADISON SQUARE GARDEN.

[UltraNosk @UltraNosk]

Mulan for Americans

[worm (extra wormy) @wormymcwormersn]

drinking $1200 worth of cappuccinos at the dealership to cancel out the repair costs on my car

[East German Visuals @GDRvisuals]

Stasi agent modeling his disguise as a Western tourist, 1985.

[Armin @ArrminEm]

I’ve done acid more times than I had cottage cheese

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

Chilled weekend to all of you

[matt ༼ ◕_◕ ༽🇵🇸 @GhostStoriesEnd]

I used to call Aphex Twin “the thinking man’s Jamiroquai” because it pissed off my least favourite cousin 👌

[Joseph Alessio @alessio_joseph]

the new Schweppes deblanding is a huge save from the 2017 monstrosity of a wordmark

a call-back to their 1950s logo with letterforms vastly better drawn than at any other point in their history, this is the best their logo has ever looked while feeling like it never changed

[Matt Dinan @second_sailing]

One night my first daughter came out of bed and my wife and I were sitting on the couch watching tv, laughing, and eating snacks and she yelled: “I KNEW IT!” and turned around and went back to bed

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

I’m Kid Rock.”
“I’m Naomi Wolf.”
“I’m Kanye West.”
“I’m Matt Taibbi.”
“I’m Catturd. Those stories, plus Rob Schneider, tonight on 60 Minutes.”

[Good Willsmith @GoodWillsmith]

last night at ~3:30AM one of the bartenders asked me to play “some nasty metal to get ppl out of here” so i put on Meshuggah “Straws Pulled at Random” but this backfired because all the wasted patrons there were rly into it. i watched a guy hold his phone up to Shazam Meshuggah

[Guillermo del Toro @RealGDT]

If I may- in my estimation- #WidowsBay may very well be the best streaming series in a long time… and hands down one of the most mesmerizing acts of narrative prestidigitation in Horror.

[Seen on the Internet @FunnySight]

This is one of the greatest videos on the internet

[John Riske @johnriske]

Oh gawd this is brutal

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

That time William Shatner was emotional explaining how it felt to take his first flight into outer space and Jeff Bezos cut him off to spray champagne. Like a scene straight out of The Office

[Good Willsmith @GoodWillsmith]

top 20 jazz albums of all time:

20. Steamin’
19. Cookin’
18. Bakin’
17. Livin’
16. Laughin’
15. Lovin’
14. Movin’
13. Shakin’
12. Settin’
11. Workin’
10. Takin’
9. Blowin’
8. Thrustin’
7. Walkin’
6. Huffin’
5. Rippin’
4. Smokin’
3. Ptah, The El Daoud
2. Moanin’
1. Relaxin’

[Joe Bernstein @Bernstein]

This is what it feels like to become a father

[moose 🐦‍🔥 @usermooseontwt]

she look like they just told her

[John Riske @johnriske]

@SeanYoo I like that it’s just a wee lil’ clanker