John Stevenson

Memphian pretending to be a Nashvillian. @Coaster101’s uncool mom. “Utterly emotionless.”

[John Stevenson @johnrstevenson]

I miss Twitter. 😕

[Robert E Kelly @Robert_E_Kelly]

BBC Dad content

Today is the 7th anniversary of the BBC Dad blooper.

So here it is again, with some recent family pictures in the thread below.

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[Coaster101.com @Coaster101]

Kids who were born when Sheikra opened are now 47 years old. Let that sink in.

[John Stevenson @johnrstevenson]

Uber: “Sorry, you were not jumping onto the roof of your still-moving ride as it was pulling up to the pickup location, so enjoy this wait time fee.”

[John Stevenson @johnrstevenson]

Me: ugh why don’t my dating app convos go anywhere

Also me:

[John Stevenson @johnrstevenson]

Nextdoor feeds across the state: “WhY hAsN’t My TrAsH bEeN pIcKeD up?!?”

[WKRN News 2 @WKRN]

MUST SEE: Home surveillance video captured a trash collection truck Monday morning sliding down a residential street in southeast Davidson County. https://t.co/C5zMksrLcX

[John Stevenson @johnrstevenson]

I know this is sacrilege, but I do not get the appeal of this corny man and his selective repping of Memphis.

[John Stevenson @johnrstevenson]

Does cheese belong on a fried chicken sandwich?

[John Stevenson @johnrstevenson]

@Coaster101 Ride Big Bad Wolf. You won’t have another chance. (I was 9 and still very scared of the big coasters.)

[John Stevenson @johnrstevenson]

what in the McMongo did we do to deserve this

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

BREAKING: Ja Morant is out for the rest of the season due to a labrum tear

[John Stevenson @johnrstevenson]

Why are there 100 car washes under construction in Memphis?

[John Stevenson @johnrstevenson]

Thank you @duolingo you cute little bird you — I never want to let you down.

[John Stevenson @johnrstevenson]

At this point, I’ll take connecting one side of Nashville to the other.

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

Imagine connecting Nashville, Indianapolis, Louisville and Chicago within 3.5 hours via rail?

[John Stevenson @johnrstevenson]

LIBERTYLAND RISES AGAIN! @Libertyland

[blooloop @Blooloop]

.@StorylandStudio reveals details of LIBERTYLAND USA. https://t.co/sVof2Jhu8j

[Coaster101.com @Coaster101]

Just dropped off more than 100 calendars at the post office. There are fewer than 80 coaster calendars left for purchase before we sell out! Get yours today (or one for the coaster enthusiast on your holiday shopping list!) & support Give Kids The World! https://t.co/p9WYdMMxK7

[John Stevenson @johnrstevenson]

100% it was this.

[Coaster101.com @Coaster101]

OTD in 2019, @stilwell, @NtwProductions, @LindnerDesign & @johnrstevenson talked their way onto a supposedly “no adults allowed” Miner Mike in 35-degree weather at the now-closed Funtasticks near Carowinds.

What’s the most ridiculous thing YOU have done for a coaster credit?

[Coaster101.com @Coaster101]

8 Reasons Why We Need a Bob's Burgers Theme Park Land: https://t.co/qbPrzV0k5c

[John Stevenson @johnrstevenson]

Of all the things you want to be home to pick up so that it isn’t sitting in the mail room, I feel like this has to be in the top 10.

[John Stevenson @johnrstevenson]

@shelby_neat Congrats!!

[John Stevenson @johnrstevenson]

Hi! One of my lungs collapsed in August. I’m better but not ready to run the half marathon that I was training for. Of course, I’m still raising money for the kids at @StJude! Any and every dollar you can donate is so greatly appreciated.

https://t.co/pgQ1ocQx7B