Lauren Johnson

DND - probably busy

[Lauren Johnson @johns_lauren]

@AmericanAir you are by far, without question, the worst airline operating. How you haven’t gone belly up is beyond me. Just awful.

[AnarchoChristian @AnarchoXP]

"THE PARTY TOLD YOU TO REJECT THE EVIDENCE OF YOUR EYES AND EARS. IT WAS THEIR FINAL, MOST ESSENTIAL COMMAND."
-GEORGE ORWELL, 1984

[Warren @swd2]

Imagine if this many people cared about school shootings

[Lauren Johnson @johns_lauren]

Sup brahhh

[𝓜𝓪𝓶𝓫𝓪🐍🖤 @HoodiiMamba]

The Lions to the Cowboys today

[chase @_chase_____]

D was probably like “lmao ok” when they named the alphabet the ABCs

[𝒅𝒂𝒍𝒊 𝒅𝒓𝒂𝒎𝒂 @dali_drama]

When you’re trying to gather your tailgating crew to head over to the stadium.

[sophie @netcapgirl]

“as per my last email”

[Shelbi Blackstone @SoulSoupCEO]

I don’t understand why bugs come inside when they have a whole outside to themselves.

[¥ @laylanaiim]

Baby, this a sit down heel! If you know, you know.

[Pryncess ✯ @blackhautte]

them mosquitoes better find somebody else to play w this summer‼️‼️

[CRG @ChristGrec]

BREAKING:

Melania spotted after the guilty #verdict.

#TrumpTrialThursday

[Lauren Johnson @johns_lauren]

Mistakes were made working in a 24HR industry - sending hourly follow up emails are WILD

[jessica nicole @deepwithfuture]

They used to call groceries "necessities."

Watch these subtle shifts in language. They just put FOOD on the same level as vacation.

[Lauren Johnson @johns_lauren]

Queen of the business lunch 🍴

[Jesse Doogan @jadoogan]

Okay this is the first time I have considered that the boots themselves did not have the fur

[♐️ @lordhanflacko]

imma frow up

[Lauren Johnson @johns_lauren]

“What’s your body type?”
“Winnie the Pooh”

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Who America is rooting for in the Super Bowl