John Sinshack

Learn the rules like a pro, so you can break them like an artist.

[The Laundry Mat @_TheLaundryMat]

🎯

[pant pooper @thekingbugs]

When you’re in a slump sometimes you just have to go back to your fundamentals

[峰岡良治@峰電 @mineden_mineoka]

こわいこわいこわいこわい

[Ben Vinegar @bentlegen]

agent: phew, i'm done, it's perfect 10/10 no notes

me: you sure?

agent: oh shit there's a ton of bugs, crazy, I'll get on it

[Dirt Cheap Banks @dirtcheapbanks]

“No one ever got laid buying a treasury bond”

- Jimmy Buffett

[LonelyGoomba @LonelyGoomba]

There's been a distinct lack of secrets behind waterfalls in video games lately.

[2022 Heisman Winner @vj_v_]

I have yet to see Lebron do this

[Killed by Google @killedbygoogle]

Zero integrity over at @Google.

Resign, @sundarpichai.

Fuck you, @googlemaps.

[Kimiyah-Vette C8 @boujiebaddie]

Donald J. Trump said Kamala would raise gas prices by 25%.

Thank God we avoided that nightmare. Today gas prices are only up by 62%.

[Fav @Favwontmiss]

“If we cut regulations, everything will get cheaper.”

Well nothing got cheaper, and now everything sucks. Thanks, conservatives.

[Frank Grimes Jr. @FrankGrimes_Jr]

Trump's Record:

Renamed bodies of water: 2
Increases to the deficit: $11.6 trillion

[Aaron Parnas @AaronParnas]

I totally envision Trump renaming the San Andreas Fault to Joe Biden’s Fault, and I am just putting this out there so I can say I predicted it one day.

[Phil Kennedy @PhillipAKennedy]

Best I can do is change the names of shit

[Fat Slag @Andrewisliv111d]

Dolly just visited me I’m shaking

[concealer of something dirtier and meaner @ematearecee]

We are in a $5 taco, $9 latte and $20 sandwich economy. This is a policy failure

[Leo @Leonajardinho]

My coworker bought a basic 2-bedroom starter house for $210,000 in 2018 with a 3.2% interest rate.

His monthly payment was $1,150.

His younger brother just bought the exact same floor plan in the same neighborhood for $390,000 at a 6.8% interest rate.

His monthly payment is $2,700.

The brother earns $25,000 more a year than my coworker did at his age, but has half the purchasing power and zero disposable income.

We didn't just experience inflation. We witnessed the complete destruction of generational wealth building in under six years.