John Sobey

[John Sobey @johnsobey]

I haven't been active on this shit show of a platform for a while.
If you need to reach me, search for johnsobey on Bluesky or Reddit.

[John Sobey @johnsobey]

@darqina1 @pmacpherson1 Between just the three of us, there’s a good chance an Age Of Extinction review will drop next month. Wink, wink.

[John Sobey @johnsobey]

@fmlsux If I don’t exist, who’s tweeting this?
<Twilight Zone theme>

[Home of DCU @homeofdcu]

Rest in Piece Kevin Conroy 🕊️♥️

Thank you for all the childhood memories.

[Casey Newton @CaseyNewton]

From @ZoeSchiffer and I, an account of one of the most chaotic days in Twitter’s history. We’re making it free for everyone to read because we think the whole story needs to be told.

https://t.co/9yI7Yqul2L

[National Newswatch @natnewswatch]

Federal health officials urge people in Canada to wear face masks indoors https://t.co/NYfT0HDyiH

[USA TODAY Opinion @usatodayopinion]

"Hello everyone, I am noted billionaire spaceman-genius Elon Musk (not to be confused with USA TODAY columnist @RexHuppke), and now that I own Twitter I’m banning people who make fun of me because I’m an enigmatic man of mystery." https://t.co/yhmOP9a6uW

[John Sobey @johnsobey]

@SixoTF @pmacpherson1 The Transformers Nitpickers Podcast Show (@pmacpherson1 and I) is currently reviewing Armada episode-by-episode, on a first watch.

https://t.co/bl0I37PD4Z

[Toni @Davszj]

How the FUCK did a generation raised on south park and Family guy become so offended by everything.???

[John Sobey @johnsobey]

Elon Musk was never very good at Twitter.

[John Sobey @johnsobey]

Happy Halloween, Dear Listeners! In our first #TFNPS Halloween Spooktacular, Lou abandons @pmacpherson1 and I at a creepy cabin in the woods! Listen here:

https://t.co/iUa84Rq91d

[John Sobey @johnsobey]

There’s always that one guy at the Halloween party who dresses up as Santa Claus.

[John Sobey @johnsobey]

Is there a proper way to fold a G-string?

[John Sobey @johnsobey]

@moonjelly_1985 Meh movie, but I was smiling the entire time Crowe was on screen. He was perfect.

[John Sobey @johnsobey]

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever spent your Saturday night writing a new D&D campaign while watching Manos: The Hands Of Fate?

[John Sobey @johnsobey]

@fmlsux My Stoney was a Mansfield. Tried to convince him to start a blues band named “The Stoney Mansfield Band featuring Junior”.

[John Sobey @johnsobey]

@fmlsux The ones I remember: Turk, Mook, Dupey, Scorp, Stoney and his brother Junior, Tool, Fubis, and Shit.

[John Sobey @johnsobey]

The only aspects of aging I don’t appreciate are the growing existential dread of the impending nothingness that will follow my eventual death, and ear hair.

[John Sobey @johnsobey]

@fmlsux Also, small children.

[John Sobey @johnsobey]

@JasonSCampbell As if this dork never watched The Simpsons.