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@EdibleSense Yea. I looked up the crew. The lead actually looks like she's crazy from her pic🥹

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@JesterJum It's even easier in a air fryer

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@Molly114617 @AlexanderOra2 @naomirwolf Nah. If you're upset in an earth bound location you would bring that same expectation on to an airplane. Ask me how I know...

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@JamesHu27192912 Take away their GPS give them a paper map and send them to a restaurant out of their neighborhood They'll get it then

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@sl2111 @ResisTyger @hell_line0 My mother grew up in Al. She told me this also. She was born in 1923. She had lived it and had no reason to lie to her children. Just because you don't believe it, doesn't mean it isn't true.

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@ThrillaRilla369 Until you're 18 you do what I say or you go live in the other side of the door to this house
Imagine my horror when those words came out at a difficulty time with my daughter???!!! They worked tho. She brought her behind inside and flew right

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@batbglobal No. We. Don't.

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@opolot_ronnie Like father, like daughter Smoking just like her dad did!!!

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@drstonewater @BuzzPatterson There are no more stewardesses or stewards. They died in 80s. We are all flight attendants.

[Amunet @freakoutsideofx]

Just three Black women existing, thriving, laughing, and enjoying the freedom our ancestors dreamed of. That’s the celebration. 🤎✨ Happy Juneteenth

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@AaronParnas I did the same with my 7 month old grandson.

[Story Web @Ezekle1]

He fed all 150 of us before he made himself a plate.

Friday the 13th. United flight 2480, San Francisco to Houston.

Somewhere over New Mexico, a passenger collapsed in the bathroom. The plane went quiet in that particular way, the kind where strangers who will never know each other's names start silently praying for the same person.

We made an emergency landing in Albuquerque. An ambulance was already waiting on the tarmac.

That should have been the story.

But the delay pushed our crew past their legal flying hours. FAA rules. Nobody's fault, just the math of safety regulations meeting a long, hard day. A new crew had to fly in from Chicago. We weren't leaving until almost 10:30 that night.

Seven extra hours. In an airport. With cranky kids, empty stomachs, and the particular exhaustion of watching a short delay quietly turn into an entire evening you didn't plan for.

United sent meal vouchers. Eventually. 7:15 p.m.

Every restaurant in the terminal was already closed.

150 people. A stack of useless paper. Nowhere to spend it.

That's when our captain picked up his phone.

He didn't ask corporate. Didn't wait for approval. Didn't make an announcement to the gate so everyone would know what he was about to do. He just called a local pizza place and ordered 30 pizzas.

Out of his own pocket.

When the boxes arrived, he didn't hand them off to a gate agent and walk away. He organized a line, by seat number, the only fair way to do it, and stood there in his full captain's uniform, serving slices to exhausted strangers one at a time. When a box ran out, he broke it down and opened the next one.

He fed all 150 of us.

Then, and only then, he made himself a plate.

Before we finally boarded the replacement flight, he stood at the door and shook the hand of every single passenger as they walked past him to their seat. Every one.

I've flown more flights than I can count.

I have never seen anything like this.

Nothing about that night was in his job description. Nobody would have faulted him for handing out vouchers and disappearing into the crew lounge to rest. He had every reason to be as tired as the rest of us.

He chose to be the one still standing, still serving, still making sure 150 strangers felt like someone in that building actually cared whether they ate.

That's not customer service.

That's just who he is when no one's required to be.

To the captain of Flight 2480, somewhere out there, you probably don't think this was a big deal.

It was. 🍕✈️

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@texasrunnerDFW @jeremyct Right??? Part time daycare is $800 in a good place

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@AppyOrtho Or he agreed to her moving.

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@AppyOrtho He had a lousy divorce lawyer. When I got divorced I could not move more than 3 hours from my ex.

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@Kristinartz I was 38. It was fine. She's 31 now and just fine. Had my grandson in December 2025. He's a joy beyond belief!!!

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@Ping655182921 @KINGGGE_ I thought the same thing...what happened to the bike she road with her mom???ijs

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@MCCCANM I try so hard not to check out pilot socks these days when I'm doing FD breaks...all your fault🤣.