People who do these things need to go:
-leave the bread bag open
-leave crumbs in the butter
-put wet spoons in the sugar
-balance a new toilet roll on top of the empty toilet roll / put the toilet roll on backwards
-don’t indicate
-leave the milk out
Who else?
Lol at @MastercardUK
‘To be in with a chance to win tickets to the @rugbyworldcup Final, simply pay for your golf break with your MasterCard’ 🤯 errrrm… No. I don’t like golf, I don’t want to book a golf break, and what a terrible way to advertise a ‘competition’
The Queen died peacefully at Balmoral this afternoon.
The King and The Queen Consort will remain at Balmoral this evening and will return to London tomorrow.
I’m standing to be the next leader of the Conservative Party and your Prime Minister.
Let’s restore trust, rebuild the economy and reunite the country. #Ready4Rishi
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Digital, culture, media, and sport secretary Nadines Dorries proves she has no idea about digital, culture, media, or sport