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Fiat mihi facta statua salis / Statuam Salis / Fractum Lapidem

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

No one will ever be pure and perfect enough to maintain the continued the support of the far left in the United States, so it’s probably time to stop trying.

[Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 @JeremiahDJohns]

It's underrated how Dems, for all the infighting, are better at self-policing than the GOP.

Platner was tossed out, but candidates like Roy Moore/Mark Robinson weren't. And when Biden lost his abilities, they forced him out, while the GOP is still fully in thrall to Trump.

[Ghost of Shamble Bangs @Drea_got_banned]

Litterally 90% of Kamala's career was exactly this. But yall called her a cop 🙄

[Tahra Hoops @TahraHoops]

"(She also required staff to feed a pet chameleon.)"

if this is trauma to you, i know a great group of people at a covid-conscious lesbian bar in western massachusetts that would love to welcome you

[Amanda Litman @amandalitman]

That AOC is willing to be this open and honest in public - to think out loud authentically and with nuance - is one of many reasons why if she runs for higher office, she’ll be a force to be reckoned with.

[Veiller @alterna76]

Wanted to share one of my favourite scenes in all of Derry Girls since it’s trending on the tl again

[Ashkenazi Splash @TheGimpyNinja]

I can’t look at a Tesla without assuming the owner is a fucking idiot

[destiney bleu @destineybleu]

Via threads 😭

[ithaca rising 🇫🇷 🇬🇧 @ithacarising]

Prince Metternich, the great Austrian Chancellor, once remarked to an English diplomat: "In Vienna, even the common people speak French better than the educated classes of London."

The diplomat's sharp reply came at once: "Your Highness would do well to remember that Napoleon never came to London twice to teach them."

[ChaCha Wigs Fulfillment Center @JahnZilch]

everyone concentrate on a third eighty year old right now

[Chris E. Teigen @ChrisETeigen]

Trump has made living so unaffordable that I’m going to have to downgrade from LGBTQ+ to LGBTQ with ads.

[black ocean @clitdad]

You're born.

You watch pants go from baggy to skinny back to baggy every 10 years.

You die.

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

when i donate my body to science they will think wow i do not want this

[ً @artfuIchaos]

“AI will replace you” I’d like to see AI turn a small inconvenience into a huge panic attack.

[Cats: The Jellicle Ball @jellicleballnyc]

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[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

You CANNOT rage against the machine if you’re asking it to summarise your emails for you.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Can we get one FUCKING CONSEQUENCE? Just one.

[Eat DC @eat_dc]

We should get public notifications about Otakon like we get for military flyovers.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Kamala Harris: I know this is going to be controversial coming from me in particular, we need to revisit the electoral college. We need to revisit the point of expanding the court. We need to revisit, if they so want, statehood for Puerto Rico and D.C.

[Zachary Parker @ZacharyforWard5]

Every District resident should know that @DoorDash doesn't support DC Home Rule and is actively working to undermine it by lobbying for the GOP’s efforts to control DC tax policies.

Govern yourselves accordingly, neighbors.