Jo Cardwell

Scottish; Outdoorsy; Back in ma Highland home. Bike, run, swim, crochet... Any order you like.

[Jo Cardwell @jojoa1]

@Bekikebeki @lewisi1105 @babybeginner @grok Not entirely accurate, but what is accurate is, they are all men.

[Jo Cardwell @jojoa1]

@Hoyvin2 @jk_rowling Gender is; biological sex isn't.

[Jo Cardwell @jojoa1]

@Kimberl08271392 @PepeDutch17 @jk_rowling I hope you thanked him for mansplaining how to be a 'better' woman, since it sounds like you weren't womaning properly.
The total audacity!

[Jo Cardwell @jojoa1]

@blablafishcakes @jk_rowling The only bit I agree with is the bit about objecting to The State funnelling money into the hands of private business through outsourcing.
The rest is self indulgent, pseudo-sociological piffle.

[Jo Cardwell @jojoa1]

@evrebasak @RetroMoviesDB Multi-smash!

[Jo Cardwell @jojoa1]

@leighmrosier @fesshole Whereabouts was she supposed to rinse it? Down the toilet?!...

[Jo Cardwell @jojoa1]

@pigeonking72 @Olicanarama @newsandpics "Pubic input" is what got them into this mess...

[Jo Cardwell @jojoa1]

@CardiffSpinster @fesshole The crying usually happens after the Gin, though...

[Jo Cardwell @jojoa1]

@LifeAfloat You were a key inspiration in my late teens & early 20s, when you worked at Eskdale - First as my instructor on a Combined Challenge course & subsequently as a colleague - I later worked in the kitchens at Eskdale. You don't realise how much good you have done and are doing.

[Jo Cardwell @jojoa1]

@Aviemoron You should be very proud. Ground breaking trail design in it's time. Fond memories.

[Jo Cardwell @jojoa1]

@Michael_eLangan @fesshole "The wand of Narcissus" is what I've heard them called 😃

[Jo Cardwell @jojoa1]

@BeAncestral4U @fesshole Nah, if they can do that, it's usually the best move they've got.

[Jo Cardwell @jojoa1]

@fesshole You're talking boletes!

[Jo Cardwell @jojoa1]

@DaveGander Isn't that a "warning, beware cyclists" not a "no cycling" sign. For it to be a no cycling one it would have a black line through it, wouldn't it?

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

[Kate Middleton, 14 Mountain Dews deep into the most crippling World of Warcraft addiction of the 21st Century] just photoshop me into the picture, I'm in the middle of a raid

[Jo Cardwell @jojoa1]

@lindsayplum I bet they don't deconstruct Jaffa Cakes either... 🙄

[Jo Cardwell @jojoa1]

@lindsayplum It's the only way!!!

[Jo Cardwell @jojoa1]

@lindsayplum Corran's paternal Gran's house was a bit like that... A trifle nouv, I thought

[Jo Cardwell @jojoa1]

@JamesBlunt Is it just me, or has he something of the @RichardEGrant s about him in this?...

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

I was just asked if I was “ready for Christmas”.

It is the 23rd of November. I’m not even ready for this afternoon.