Dave Gander

Electrician/Handyman. Delight in winding up fanatics. Love satire and take the **** out of everyday stupidity Seeks honest politician. 🤣

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@ListerLawrence I totally agree with your logic. Therein lies the problem, government is not logic driven.

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@CraigHughes123 @joncoupland Yes, G(x) is garden of England. A(x) is Anglia E(x) East of England. h(x) Hampshire except HW Isle of Wight. D(x) is Dee valley. A full list is available on line.

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@CraigHughes123 @joncoupland Surely that is an FN registration making it a Forest and Fens area. 02 being the age identifier.

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@JohannaNyman5 @JohnCleese The unconditional surrender of the Nazi government of Germany was signed in the early hours of Monday 7th of May 1945. As news spread parties broke out across Europe throughout the day and into the 8th. Which has been adopted as VE Day.

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@JohnCleese This of course is dependent upon the Unions calling off their planned tube strike and the completion of the Harrow to Ruislip cycle lane.

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@MattCas04807118 @Bobbybollocks2 Makes a change from Sweet Caroline I guess.

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@SarahWorkx Snooker, pool, billiards, darts, swimming, archery, skiing, trampolining, chessspeed walking and many more

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@Kinza1278 A seaplane moored on water would facilitate this.

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@BruceD16659 @MartinKnight_ The car has a T registration, first issued in August 1978. It’s only a hunch but I’m guessing you a a few years out

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@GeneralJod0001 @WorkElizab So it went right over your head. Everyone knows yet you misrepresent common knowledge. A subtle error (deliberate in my case to take the piss) yet you fuck up big time despite the Reliant Robin having been around for 53 years and you have yet to learn basic word order. Stfu

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@GeneralJod0001 @WorkElizab Ffs it’s a Reliant Robin. Have you ever seen a Mondoe Ford!

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@snowyxq1 How the hell do i even know it’s a woman.

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@Dussyme @Jakerammos_ @Seraphinaf5 Stuff grok, learn real maths - it’s simple.

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@Dussyme Ffs, it’s 4. What sort of educational system produces so many that are mathematically incapable.

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@TrumpsHurricane Merry Christmas, enjoy the journey

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@Batmantallk 25

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@AvaGrace9211 Big John, 1961 Jimmy Dean.
“At the bottom of this mine lies the body of Big John”

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@RPattenWatson @AvaGrace9211 Jan and Dean? Deadman’s Curve?

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@MadgeOrrity @RupertLowe10 Spot on

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@EndWokeness @DonnaDlm71 Starmer is calling for quiet on the horrificly diabolical policing in Southampton not to prevent public opinion growing but to give him, ministers and the police the ability to close ranks and concoct excuses and prepare yet another whitewash to cover his government’s failings.