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canceled my plans just in case you’d call

[caro ⭐️ @stylesgala]

this man is going to make “when i watch you sleep, i feel overwhelmed that you exist.” sound like it’s from a horror movie

[WIO🦄 @sainznificant]

Fun fact🌶️
May 5 also marks 5 months and 5 days since Carlos Sainz secured Williams their most recent podium finish.

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

you know why there’s never enough hours in the day? because we’re not supposed to be doing all this shit anyway.

[Dee ★ @scuderiaonce]

#isles ready steady go!

Love them even tho they make me mad every game day

new york islanders

[shree🪄 @Goldensky0]

The problem with a good book is that you want to finish the book but you don't want to finish the book

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Day 10,009 of posting the hand flex scene from Pride & Prejudice to cleanse the timeline. https://t.co/InQWaK7ORa

[wen 🇪🇸 @vrxnakova]

barzal's favorite songs are cancelled and actually romantic iykyk

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

Over 400 women have been arrested since they overturned Roe v Wade— yet not a SINGLE man has been arrested for raping children with Epstein.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

Don't be afraid to spend money on concert tickets and travel. Be afraid of growing old and realizing the only place you ever went was work.

[Adele Bloch @adele_bloch]

everyone wants a village, but no one wants to be a villager

> drive your friends to the airport
> go to their party even when you're tired
> stop cancelling last minute
> host at your place
> support the wins & losses

it's worth every ounce of effort

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

no it’s actually so cool that gas and groceries are the most expensive they’ve been in years or ever, no one can find a job, an untrained masked militia are terrorizing everyone, there is nowhere you can feel safe from guns, and it’s all run by p*doph*les. no notes!

[sam @joshdonnapilled]

now depending on who gus is cast, we could have a generational romcom on our hands

[liz 💥 @lizaboth]

I love that the best representations of the US are winning at the Olympics. Women, queer people, and the children of immigrants. That’s the woke agenda baby!

[naenia ¹ ⁶³ @naenia01]

"How do you think you're going to grow as a driver as a result of this championship?"

Lando: "That I'll find out. You know, I feel proud but not because I'm gonna wake up tomorrow and go, "I beat everyone." I'm not proud because I get to just say I'm a world champion. I'm proud because I feel like I made a lot of other people happy. I made my engineer Will, Jarv as well, they don’t get to see their family much. They've seen me grow up more than they've seen their own kids grow up. I feel bad about that. But the fact that they put so much effort into making me perform and helping us- I'm shaking. Helping us all perform. The fact I get to make them feel like their time has been, hopefully, a little bit worth it, that's what makes me so happy."

#AbuDhabiGP

[✮ 🇲🇽 @sainzastri]

williams racing gets bisexual as hell

[zia ¹ @norrishoax]

he says what everyone have been saying for years and suddenly he’s satan himself you guys are such a pain in the ass

[bia @LNFOURS]

huge day for annoying people

[stella 🦄☽︎ @sainzinnorris]

i need a moment.

[‘ri ⋆.ᐟ⋆ @CODELY0K0]

one day or day one.