David Hahn

I'm back, bitches!! DBAP. Dude/Bro. I tell jokes on stage sometimes.

[David Hahn @jokesondavid]

I’m relieved to see that the left solved the problem of systemic racism and white supremacy by electing an even older White man, with a history of saying very racist things, along with a woman who kept Black men in prison to continue to use them as cheap labor.

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@Floridagirl0850 Years ago my friends girlfriend was so fat she didn’t know she was pregnant until 6 months. The whole time she was taking the depo shot.

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I just learned that Somali Independence Day is actually just Somali Independence from Somalia.

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@JoshEakle Conveniently swap culture for “society”. They are culturally American you retard

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@DefiantLs 14% of 400k is 56k people…..

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@RioVeradonir @wil_da_beast630 Escorts are probably cheaper

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@TEMPLERTV @samtripoli It was a dude with tits

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@HotepJesus Karmelo is a murderer so I guess they’re even

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@CoachDanGo Nature’s Ozempic is will power in the form of anorexia

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@BridgetPhetasy GOP won back Orange County seats by ballot harvesting. Unless the California GOP plays the game they’ll continue to be losers

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@memeticsisyphus This window licker asked “do you really need a study to prove discrimination leads to disparate outcomes?” Yeah, that’s how assertions work. Evidence is necessary

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@No5mallf3at @3RenChengHu Actually, yes. Because otherwise you’re question begging.

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@swd2 @MLB Because everyone around you is a fæggot

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@uncledoomer All that masters degree just to suck at this

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@CraterfaceJay @Dilated_Pixels_ @luisjgomez Well, if they don’t understand name calling then they can’t be reasoned with, can they? I’m sorry your kids are too stupid to understand they’re calling why they call you names

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@JacersErasers @luisjgomez Wait, your dad pegged you?

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@TiffanyFong Weird because people are blaming kimchi for the supposed high rates of gastrointestinal cancer in Korea

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@MonicaMAlmaguer I guess I need to lose 80lbs.

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@HVNYrefugee I grew up in NE Kansas and made that drive to Denver countless times. I could do without most of the Kansas part.

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@GlucoXeAlan @MsMelChen @kane There’s just about no such thing as Asian country + Asian country

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@_mickydicky @luisjgomez Well… if she acted this way around others I’d 100% hear about it. Everyone loves my kid because she’s …. Well behaved. Cope harder phæg