ho-anna

as an asexual I can truly say I don’t give a fuck

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

First rule of hydrate club: Stay hydrated.

Second rule of hydrate club: Tell everyone you know about hydrate club.

Third rule of hydrate club: Just a minute…need a bathroom break.

[ho-anna @jokreks]

@SoVeryBritish “now gimme some fin *lil clap* noggin *bonk* duuuude”

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

“Dad, can you explain what a solar eclipse is?”

“No sun.”

Happy Father’s Day to all the fathers and father figures who spend time with us, carry us to new adventures, and answer the important questions.

📸: @BigBendNPS NPS/J. Jurado

#YourParkStory #FathersDay

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨🚨🚨 MAJOR BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene appears to have leaked confidential government information on Fox News, says national security law expert Mark Zaid.

In an appearance on Laura Ingraham’s show last night, Marjorie Taylor Greene claimed that she had finished reviewing a confidential Treasury Report detailing alleged "crimes" involving President Biden and his son.

Greene admitted the document she read was inside a SCIF ― a sensitive compartmented information facility. Greene said the document was “unclassified,” but a SCIF is typically used only for very sensitive information. Lawmakers generally must check all electronic devices before entering, and cannot take notes while inside.

Greene not only said she took notes, but she SHOWED them on air.

She also has gone into specifics, giving details of what she saw within the report that has not been made public. If her claims are accurate, legal experts say this could constitute leaking government secrets, which is actually a felony offense.

Enough is enough. We are now being desensitized to congressional lawlessness.

If Marjorie Taylor Greene leaked information, We need CONSEQUENCES.

She should be expelled.

[ho-anna @jokreks]

@Lil_BigOxymoron Yes

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Hike in groups. Bears like to have options

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

It’s ok if you fall apart sometimes. S’mores fall apart, and we still love them.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

When a couple of humans who were up to no good
⁣ ⁣
Started making trouble in the bison neighborhood
⁣ ⁣
I got in a scuffle and the others got scared⁣ ⁣

Mama said, ‘You’re movin’ with the herd, you need more space and fresh air.’ 🎶

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

🎶In west Yellowstone, I was born and raised⁣

⁣On the valley floor was where I spent most of my days⁣
⁣
Wallowin’, grunting, relaxing all cool⁣

And eating lots of grasses, that’s right, no bull⁣ 🦬
⁣

[ho-anna @jokreks]

Country clubs are just fancy ymcas

[ho-anna @jokreks]

@XiranJayZhao Season 3 bones would’ve been good if it wasn’t so rushed

[ho-anna @jokreks]

@NatlParkService @USFWS I have you on speed dial as 7

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

A 16 year old was shot for ringing the wrong doorbell.

A 20 year old was shot and killed for driving down the wrong driveway.

An 18 year old is in critical condition for trying to get into the wrong car.

And a 6 year old and her dad were shot because her basketball rolled onto the wrong lawn.

In a nation armed to the teeth & perpetually primed for war, these tragedies are only going to happen more often, not less.

What the hell are we doing?

[Micheal Robinson @Dr1veTru]

@budweiserusa I love all the people mad about budweiser are switching to beers that have been supportive of the LGBT community for the same amount of time if not longer or going to a beer also made by budweiser...

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

“I’m sorry Jack, there’s just not enough room…”

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Republicans will force a 10 year old to carry her rapist’s baby to term, let a 6 year old carry a gun, permit a 12 year old to work an 8 hour shift in a meat packing plant and allow a grown man to marry a 14 year old with a Judge’s consent, all while telling us that the reason they’re banning drag queens, gender affirming care and books about Rosa Parks is because they want to ‘protect our kids.’

Bullshit.

[ho-anna @jokreks]

@XiranJayZhao Iconic

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Speak strangely and carry an incomprehensible stick.