Your girlfriend doesn’t want heart shaped jewelry, I promise you. If you read this and still think she wants something heart shaped, I am willing to help you find something that isn’t ugly. This is my act of service to my fellow women.
listen carefully to the sound of your loneliness, like a heartbeat drives you mad in the stillness of remembering what you had, and what you lost #dreams https://t.co/9s8OJ1pcSy
Spotify: hey dumbass. hey asshole.
Me: pls don’t
Spotify: here’s your 2019 Rewind playlist you bitch
Me: stop
Spotify: and we pulled every fucken song from that one 6 week period after a breakup
Me: *already listening to the playlist, crying* it’s perfect. i hate you.