Joanna Beattie

[Joanna Beattie @joloub]

@LPL_Airport @WhichUK Nearly 50 minutes to get through passport control last night. No e-gates in sight. If you’re the best I don’t want to go near the worst!

[Joanna Beattie @joloub]

@sarajcox my hubbys first abroad holiday with the lads. He thought the lower the no on suncream the higher the protection! It did not end well. Very burnt!

[(Mid) Cheshire Girls Football League @CheshireGirlsFL]

Congrats to all our referees that have been appointed games on finals day for u9/10/11/12 on sat.

Imogen Burn
Alice Webster
Isla Richardson
Daniel Beattie
Oliver Bebbington
Luke Blowers
Michael Andrews
Jason Sage
Lewis Twibell

Refs make the games possible. #respecttheref

[Joanna Beattie @joloub]

@SweatEconomy why do you keep ripping me off on my daily boost? Lost over 2000 steps

[Joanna Beattie @joloub]

@Cheshire_FA @Lionesses @TranmereRovers @HolmesChapHFC #LionessesinCheshire

[Cheshire Football Association @Cheshire_FA]

COMPETITION TIME 👀🤩

We're giving 1 lucky Cheshire FA Club the chance to win a set of 🔟 tickets for:

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Lionesses U23 vs Belgium
📅 20 Feb, 7pm
📍 @TranmereRovers

To enter, simply RT this post & reply tagging your Cheshire FA Club with the Hashtag #LionessesinCheshire 👏

[Joanna Beattie @joloub]

@SoVeryBritish Run out of tea

[Nick Barraclough @nmbarraclough]

Govt sold 260 courts. Then restricted days judges sit to save money on courts + legal aid. And cut legal aid rates by 40%. Then required barristers to do a lot of work for no pay. Then refused to implement recommendations of its own review.
And Raab is furious with barristers?!

[Dr Julia Grace Patterson💙 @JujuliaGrace]

Borrowed this 👇

[The Secret Magistrate @SecretJPUK]

I cannot say this loudly enough...issuing fines to parents does not make their children go to school.

I have dismissed some horrendous cases brought by Local Authorities against parents who had excellent reasons for their children not attending school. It boggles the mind!

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

🚨”You are finished here prime minister. You are finished with lying to us.”🚨

[Daisie Lane @DaisieLane]

I write poems about the highs and lows of motherhood. The first lockdown is where my journey as a new Mum started.
This one’s for you @BorisJohnson 👍🏻

#BorisJohnsonResign #HasHeGoneYet #DowningStreetParties #BorisTheLiar #birthdayparty #BorisBirthdayBash #mumpoet

[Joanna Beattie @joloub]

@OfficialFPL my account has been hacked and every player changeD. Can my team be restored to previous configuration?

[The Secret Barrister 🦋 @BarristerSecret]

🔷 DEFENCE STATEMENT 🔷

1. There was no party

2. If there was a party, I did not attend

3. If I did attend the party, I did not realise it was a party

4. If I attended the party and realised it was a party, I did not know that parties were banned under the rules that I wrote.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

I object to the term “cat run” - this was a “moron corridor”

[Joanna Beattie @joloub]

@The_Lowry visiting next Saturday and need to know why are you asking for group contact details when I provided these for the whole group when I booked? Time wasting or have you lost them?

[Fletcher Day @FletcherDayLaw]

Anita advises clients in all areas of relationship breakdown, including financial settlements on divorce, private children disputes, child maintenance and disputes between cohabiting couples.

Find out more about Anita here - https://t.co/9ct2IyB4H7

#familylawyers #familylaw

[Fletcher Day @FletcherDayLaw]

Forming a part of Fletcher Day’s expansion plans in the North West, we are proud to announce that Anita Shepherd has joined the firm as a Partner in our family department in Manchester.

#familylawyers #familylaw #newhire #familypartner #welcometotheteam