jom

level 5 local guide @ google maps |
known as Boss Hungarian at the local eatery | half elf ranger🧝‍♂️🏹

[jom @jomilivan]

OG ANUNOBYYYYYYYYYYY

[jom @jomilivan]

Knicks Spurs in the Finals pls

Fuck OKC

[jom @jomilivan]

Hayp na sm to. Laki laki ng SM Moa. Dami daming patrons, walang bidet or kahit man lang tissue sa cubicle ng CR.

[jom @jomilivan]

One of the best generational haters 🤣

[Vernon Maxwell @VernonMaxwell11]

If my Rockets lose game 6, I will personally donate 10k worth of deodorant, toothpaste, shampoo and soap to Salt Lake Shitty, Utah in an effort to improve their personal hygiene.

[jom @jomilivan]

FINALLY HE'S BREAKING OUT LFG 00

[Blazers Lead @BlazersLead]

Last night, Portland was +9 in the 36 minutes Scoot was on the court — they were a -21 in the 12 minutes he was off

This series, Portland is a +15 in the 101 minutes with Scoot on the court — they are a -37 in the 43 minutes with him off

The Blazers have a defensive rating of 106.9 and a net rating of +5.2 when Scoot is on the floor these playoffs — they have a 136.0 DRTG and a -36.0 NET when he's off

Scoot has been the unequivocal MVP of this series for the Blazers, on both ends of the floor. The numbers and the eye test prove it

He's realizing his potential on the biggest stage

[FADE @FadeAwayMedia]

BRO HIT THE BATISTA ENTRANCE RIGHT AT MIDNIGHT ON NEW YEAR.

HE WINS 2026 ALREADY 💥

https://t.co/yPEjLn0WFt

[Jæŷ;) @j4jayjay_]

My guy lended me his iPhone 14 pro max in 2022 (latest at that time), which I used to bag a 10/10 lady on campus so I put up my header to remember the greatest assist I've had 😪

[EliteRockerz 𝕏 @EliteClubS0B]

BREAKING: Per @Fightful, Joe Hendry has officially signed a contract with WWE.

🚨🚨🚨

[jom @jomilivan]

DORAN MVP PLEASE ITS GOING TO BE SO FUNNY

[jom @jomilivan]

DORAN MVPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

[JW @baronlordvader]

Englishman: "That your dog?"

Welshman: "Aye"

Englishman: "Mind if I speak to him?'

Welshman: "Dog don't talk.”

Englishman: “Hey dog, how's it going?"

Dog: "Doing all right."

Welshman: (look of shock)

Englishman: “Is this your owner?" (Pointing at the Welshman)

Dog: "Yep."

Englishman: “How's he treating you?"

Dog: "Very good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the park once a week to play."

Welshman: (Look of total disbelief!)

Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Welshman: "Horse don't talk.”

Englishman: "Hey horse how's it going?"

Horse: "Cool."

Welshman: (Extreme look of shock!)

Englishman: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Welshman)

Horse: "Yep."

Englishman: "How's he treating you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a nice stable to protect me from the weather."

Welshman: (Look of total amazement!)

Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Welshman: "That sheep's a fucking liar!!”

[jom @jomilivan]

I am not one to outright tell management that one person should get axed from the team, I dont want to remove someone's ability to put food on the table.

BUT WHEN YOURE MAKING THE WHOLE TEAM DO ADDITIONAL WORK FUCK YOU

[jom @jomilivan]

Not feeling it today chief

[jom @jomilivan]

I honestly hate Charlie Kirk because of what he represents, but I don't agree with anyone being shot because of their political differences.

Then again, it IS ironic that he gets shot and dies given his views

[jom @jomilivan]

@plantgirlmiwa BEAR WHERE

[Mr. PumpkinFace @MrPumpkinFace1]

The hatred for @PirateSoftware seems really astroturfed.

[Tiberius @tiberiusfiles]

If it’s “pineapple belongs on a pizza” yes

If it’s “burning children alive is worth it so Jews can have an ethnostate” then no

[dame 🗿 @DameDeadAF]

It’s a married woman on tik tok full blown bawling in her car wanting a divorce because she’s sick and tired of having to be considerate in her relationship. Husband didn’t do anything wrong she’s just tired of having to treat him like a person that matters.