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[Jonah Lau @jonahlau]

@staronline Grok did a good job coming up with this

[Jonah Lau @jonahlau]

@wilsonyimby @EncikSood Here you go

[Jonah Lau @jonahlau]

Jumping on the bandwagon.. image generated with gpt image 2.5

[Jonah Lau @jonahlau]

@Saboo_Shubham_ Claude is like the 12 year old who just discovered swear words and starts dropping them into every other sentence.

[Jonah Lau @jonahlau]

@getVITURE Now if it does presbyopia....

[Jonah Lau @jonahlau]

@NewsBFM Is it so difficult for the KP to come out and offer a public personal apology? People die and they hide behind PDFs.

[Jonah Lau @jonahlau]

@AnthropicAI The EU specially does not require code to be watermarked. So what’s the justification for this

[Jonah Lau @jonahlau]

@thsottiaux If only we could actually use it.

[Jonah Lau @jonahlau]

@derrickcchoi @OpenAI Risk and compliance solutions for regulated institutions

[Jonah Lau @jonahlau]

@hthieblot Geocities

[Jonah Lau @jonahlau]

@MAS If you are not doing drug tests on your crew, now would be a good time to start.

[kiv z @triwul82]

Penindakan tegas tanpa pandang bulu! Tim Subdit II Dittipidnarkoba Bareskrim Polri bersama Bea Cukai Bandara Soekarno-Hatta berhasil membongkar upaya penyelundupan narkotika jaringan internasional. Tersangka merupakan WNA asal Malaysia bernama Mohd Saufi Bin Othman yang berprofesi sebagai pilot maskapai penerbangan asing.

Fakta Pengungkapan & Barang Bukti Sitaan:

​Lokasi & Waktu: Kedatangan Internasional Terminal 3 Bandara Soetta, Selasa (28/7/2026) malam.

​Barang Bukti Ekstasi: 70.114 butir (berat netto 25,1 kg) yang dikemas dalam 14 paket besar di koper silver, lengkap dengan aneka logo populer (Tesla, Labubu, Rolls-Royce, LV, Singa).

​Barang Bukti Sabu: Paket sabu serta sisa pakai pada pipa kaca. Hasil tes urine tersangka juga Positif MDMA, Metamfetamina, dan Kokain.

​Pengakuan Tersangka: Mengaku dijanjikan upah RM 50.000 dan telah 3 kali menyelundupkan narkoba (termasuk membawa 7 kg sabu ke Jakarta sebelumnya).

Sinergi ketat antar-lembaga bukti komitmen kuat melindungi ruang udara dan pintu masuk NKRI dari bahaya jaringan narkoba internasional! Tersangka kini ditahan di Rutan Bareskrim Polri untuk proses hukum lebih lanjut.

[Jonah Lau @jonahlau]

@mpklang Why are datacenters being approved in urban areas. We’re not Singapore. Best location is in Sarawak. Lots of water, cheap energy and empty land.

[Jonah Lau @jonahlau]

@khairulnazran They are still busy playing the divide and conquer rule. Only dumbasses fall for their rhetoric. Happy to see them pack up and go somewhere else

[Jonah Lau @jonahlau]

@masterofnone Investment falls under MITI or Digital. Let those ministry deal with it.

[Claude @claudeai]

Beginning July 20, Claude Fable 5 will be included in all Max and Team Premium plans, at 50% of limits.

Pro and Team Standard users will continue to have access to Fable via usage credits, and will receive a one-time $100 credit.

Demand for Fable has been challenging to predict, which is why we rolled it out to subscription plans in stages, extending access several times as we secured additional capacity.

[Jonah Lau @jonahlau]

@balajis @anwaribrahim So you want what is essentially diplomatic immunity? For 500M investment? Mmmmm….

[Jonah Lau @jonahlau]

@ClaudeDevs Unfair for users whose limits have just reset. Why not provide it as a reset token. I’m sure Claude can build that in 2 minutes

[Jonah Lau @jonahlau]

@AnthropicAI And so the AI wars begin…

[Chamath Palihapitiya @chamath]

https://t.co/kJc3ewLW69

[Jonah Lau @jonahlau]

@ClaudeDevs A usage reset on my weekly usage reset day does.... absolutely nothing 😢