Martin Jones

Lowest form of wit. #LCFC. Beer enthusiast. Golf & footy bets. General political despair.

[Martin Jones @joneso76]

@Covlad459811 @JackWhitman_7 He’s been one of our best players he just didn’t have any worthwhile striker to cross to last season. If he hadn’t had a major injury in the Prem things might have been different that season

[Martin Jones @joneso76]

@AndyRobsonTips Farce though wasn’t it? He clearly headed it. Whether it brushed his arm too we’ll never know because they won’t show any other angles but “clear & obvious”? 🤔

[Gyll King Post Skip Diplomacy @GyllKing]

Only the Tories got rid of 20,000 police officers, half our courts and much of the effective probation service.

[Martin Jones @joneso76]

@GBPolitcs @DailyMail The Daily Mail eh? I’m sure this has absolutely nothing to do with the upcoming bi-election.

Also, if X thinks I want to see this crap, from people I’d never follow, then the algorithm is completely screwed.

[Martin Jones @joneso76]

#AFCON2025 The most corrupt tournament until #WorldCup2026

[Martin Jones @joneso76]

@bbcnickrobinson Why is he not wearing his 2024 FA Cup Winner’s medal?

[Martin Jones @joneso76]

@MWGoneFishing He’ll always be remembered for not putting an egg in Bob’s bath… amongst other things

[Martin Jones @joneso76]

@CraigLiddell7 @ToryWipeout @15charactersssz League tables are the problem, not the solution

[Martin Jones @joneso76]

Lengthy email from @uber about canx fees, all from a driver’s perspective. Not one word about drivers who accept & keep you hanging before canx. I had a string of about 10 do this recently before I gave up but they had the nerve to try & charge me a canx fee! Where’s my fee?!

[Martin Jones @joneso76]

@BenDinnery I thought he was cup-tied, having already played (and scored) for Sunderland in an earlier round

[Martin Jones @joneso76]

@sherlock_comms @labourlewis It’s striking that armed forces adverts are now literally “What’s in it for me?”

[Martin Jones @joneso76]

@elonmusk And yet also complete bullshit

[Martin Jones @joneso76]

@redgolf99 @KNBCFC1956 @SkyFootball Yes. It’s called momentum. Newton’s 1st Law. When someone kicks a ball their foot doesn’t stop it carries on through… It looked different from behind the player in the stand, probably different from the ref’s angle too but I’m probably being too generous there - shit all game!

[Martin Jones @joneso76]

@KNBCFC1956 @SkyFootball Rash, reckless, out of control. I’ll take all of that. But he made contact with the ball, which was on the ground, so it’s literally not over the top of the ball

[Sheffield Wednesday Supporters' Trust @SWFCTrust]

Thank you to @lcfc for enabling our protest today. Huge thanks to @foxestrust, @UFS2013, Leicester fans inside the ground, and the wider football community who have sent messages of support to us today 💙

#LEISHW #SWFC #LCFC

[The Fazed @TheFazed]

🎶 Turns out we got a pre-match play of our track! While the players were warming up, our track was blasting through the stadium! 🔥
Big thanks to LCFC for the support — and a great win too for the Foxes! 💙⚽

#LCFC #TheFazed #PreMatchPlaylist #Grateful

[Brendan May @bmay]

God, I’m so sorry Ireland, first the potato famine and now this. 😬

[Martin Jones @joneso76]

@_joshhollandd Keeping their cards close to their chest, yes. There’s a strong suspicion they’re using a Tarot deck though

[Martin Jones @joneso76]

@BenColeyGolf After subbing in Juno & Garden State we’d be weirdly close to agreement Ben! I think I stopped watching regularly a decade earlier. A useful reminder to go back & enjoy the films that resonated with me. I’ll be adding Pan’s Labyrinth & 21 Grams to my Indie list…