JonJon

Writer. Nipple biter. Life coach. Avocado.

[JonJon @jonjon_brown]

The end is near.

[JonJon @jonjon_brown]

If I was a kid in school these days, I’m sure I would have a boner like all the time.

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“Newest executive order now allows Americans to legally identify as any gender, any age, or any race with above average social credit score”

- headlines from the near future

[JonJon @jonjon_brown]

Until we all can agree that Joe Biden (or his new alter ego Dark Brandon) is no good and an evil retarded corrupt old man, then we’re never going to come together to fix anything. So until then I guess we’ll just continue on with the “I’m better than you because” nonsense.

[JonJon @jonjon_brown]

Maybe the Ghostbusters shouldn’t have crossed their streams and just let Gozer destroy New York City.

[Dave Landau @LandauDave]

So crazy that Tucker Carlson got fired for calling AOC a snagglecunt,

[JonJon @jonjon_brown]

“Many parents are ecstatic about new ultrasound technology capable of determining fetuses as transgender.”

- headlines from the near future

[JonJon @jonjon_brown]

Biden’s re-election video has to be AI generated. He hasn’t sounded that coherent ever.

[JonJon @jonjon_brown]

You can’t call yourself democratic when you force your point of view upon the masses without any choice or opposition.

[JonJon @jonjon_brown]

This man is a hero. A national treasure!!

[Not the Bee @Not_the_Bee]

Lefties are FURIOUS at this Indiana county councilman for announcing he's a "lesbian woman of color" to own the libs 😂 https://t.co/xFWaagHQme

[JonJon @jonjon_brown]

All those social justice warriors who were so butt hurt about Brendan Fraser playing a fat guy must be drizzling through their pants that a black woman is playing Cleopatra on the new Netflix show.

[JonJon @jonjon_brown]

And silencing those who dissent. This authority doesn’t care about the people. They’re moving their agenda along whether you approve or not. Things are going to continue to get worse until we stop fighting and come together.

[JonJon @jonjon_brown]

One of the biggest problems today is people that don’t even see the tyranny. People who deny the hypocrisy, or just don’t care. Things are getting worse everyday and people need to come together more than ever. The leftist media and the Biden administration are lying to everyone.

[JonJon @jonjon_brown]

@Gharavi @Variety Do you know where Egypt is? Or on a map?

[JonJon @jonjon_brown]

@LandauDave Thanks for telling your story. Excuse me, I mean your truth. I don’t think I could have stayed as long as you did. That sucks you couldn’t get a face to face. I totally understand. I can’t get a response on MugClub. I think it’s always been obvious that you’re the comic on LWC 😄

[JonJon @jonjon_brown]

Alec Baldwin’s movie RUST to resume shooting… err I mean production tomorrow.

[JonJon @jonjon_brown]

As a self proclaimed speciesist, Chelsea Handler does not speak for me.

[JonJon @jonjon_brown]

Hillary Clinton publicly supports Disney. Which tells you everything you need to know about Disney.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

As Republicans declare war on Disney, I know whose side I'm on...