Jon Nelson

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring..... so I go back to just being me

[Jon Nelson @jonnelson1976]

@bet365 why’s joelinton yellow card today been settled as a loss?

[Jon Nelson @jonnelson1976]

@jet2tweets are there any discount codes available? Thank you! https://t.co/iubQJthDXB via @couponfollow

[Jon Nelson @jonnelson1976]

@RoyalMailHelp why would your delivery person possibly think I’d want 4 @PostcodeLottery and 4 @RNLI leaflets delivered today? I’m sure I’m not worthy of this generous gift!

[Jon Nelson @jonnelson1976]

@craftginclub leaflet says 60% off but when I went to school, this is only 40% off??

[Jon Nelson @jonnelson1976]

@ScotRail We’re not yet 🤞🏻😄

[Jon Nelson @jonnelson1976]

@ScotRail about 15 people waiting at Newcraighall and you send a full minibus with no seats as “replacement service”
1 hr wait til next one which might also be full?? Super alternative!!!

[Jon Nelson @jonnelson1976]

@ScotRail Edinburgh - callpoint advised another bus is on way 🤞🏻

[Jon Nelson @jonnelson1976]

@RoyalMailHelp I’ve had a tracked parcel but no update since Monday? Has this been delivered or if not, what’s the issue?

[Jon Nelson @jonnelson1976]

@eon_next as much as I’d like a smart meter unless you have a unit that will work at my property can you please stop the emails and texts reminding me to get one. Happy to waste your time coming each month to try but not mine.

[Jon Nelson @jonnelson1976]

@AndyRobsonTips Joelinton 2 fouls, miggy 2 SoT, Bruno carded

[FUN88 @fun88eng]

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To be in with a chance of winning a pair of tickets:

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Winner picked at random & announced on Monday!

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[Jon Nelson @jonnelson1976]

@AndyRobsonTips sot from corner??

[Jon Nelson @jonnelson1976]

@fun88eng @NUFC #NUFC

[Jon Nelson @jonnelson1976]

@DHLParcelUK Ann, details sent 👍🏻

[Jon Nelson @jonnelson1976]

@DHLParcelUK trying to trace a parcel that’s went missing on 22nd nov… email for customer contact is no help@whatsoever 🤬

[Jon Nelson @jonnelson1976]

@AndyRobsonTips Ghana? 🤣

[Jon Nelson @jonnelson1976]

@DunelmUK trying to trace a parcel that has been dispatched and was due 5 days ago…. @dhlexpressuk can’t find it! 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Jon Nelson @jonnelson1976]

@5starnap @WannaseeFests Over 2 hours still@folk queuing now

[Jon Nelson @jonnelson1976]

@WannaseeFests another shit show with the traffic management again! No learnings from last year? Over an hour queuing from M6 and still no sign of movement #wannasee #sortitout

[Jon Nelson @jonnelson1976]

@giffgaff I can see there’s a delay, as my number hasn’t transferred. The update doesn’t tell me when it will be sorted. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Jon Nelson @jonnelson1976]

@giffgaff what’s your timescale for transferring phone numbers as it’s now 2 days since my “woohoo, it’s your number transfer day” message. No woohoo from me 🤬🤬