Jonny Dyer

musician (mostly folk), sleeper, runner (occasionally), tennis player (rubbish)

[Jonny Dyer @jonnyja22]

@KimptonFolkUK @vicki_swan It’s a great festival. And a pleasure to play for you.

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@iamAtheistGirl I’ve got my money on octopi (octopuses). Clever little characters

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@iamAtheistGirl Happy “I’m not dead I’m feeling much better” day.

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@squeezyjohn Geographically The Netherlands separates Germany and England. Seems the same for language too - it’s like German with Ds. Dead/dood, daughter/dochter, dream/droom. Deer doesn’t work though - they prefer our Hart (hert). (And then there’s Swedish… död, dotter, dröm. )

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@juliamarybird I’m about an hour I’m expecting a review. (Preferably without citing any really really long words or referencing DVD’s accent attempt). :)

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@juliamarybird @holliepoetry @Thomas_Kitching

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@thehistoryguy A fascinating read on this is Nathaniel’s Nutmeg By Giles Milton

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@mrjamesob Kirkwall would have been more nationally inclusive. Killiecrankie would have a nice rhythm to it - though the hard of hearing might have heard an invitation to murder 80’s slapstick comedians.

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@XanderArmstrong not heard of a Nyckelharpa? You’re missing out on a fabulous naturally baroque instrument. https://t.co/ef9F0EdeLL

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@Mu_For_Mu @PurcellTrio Viola d'Amore, Nyckelharpa, Piano https://t.co/ef9F0EdeLL

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@Mu_For_Mu Dunno about you, but I think Viola d'Amore and Nyckelharpa make a great team. They take the same amount of time to tune too! (Somewhere between an hour and a month).

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I have an amazing suggestion for improved efficiency @parcelforce .. why don’t you actually ring the door bell

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@samsweeney123 They should give you 25% of their bar takings. After all the audience wouldn’t be there if it wasn’t for you.

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I think, after much consideration, I’ve just had the worst cooked breakfast of my whole life. @RedFunnelFerry bacon like leather, tasteless mushrooms, eggs cooler than room temperature. Depressing start to the day.

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@PurcellTrio I raise your #stretchyfingers with #twiddlyfingers.

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#dragonpiggy gets a morning workout at Bolsover castle. #englishheritage #carnyx @ Bolsover Castle https://t.co/F27dzAQNa5

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#carnyx #dragonpiggy #selfie getting into training #squashcourt #perfectacoustic https://t.co/ltaGr77d7j

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2accordions trumped by 3nyckelharpas... As usual https://t.co/cU4LQhf1Wq

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2accordions trumped by 3nyckelharpas... As usual @ Queens Park Arts Centre https://t.co/pISQWY7HP3

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#pedantsrevolt part II