Jonathan Jenkins MD

excited to learn more and make jokes along the way! Gen Surg 🔪 🩸

[Jonathan Jenkins MD @JonnyJenk]

@francisdeng @Ty_155 @AbbasHassanMD @CMSGov @NEJM I can see that from the radiology perspective. What do you make of the trauma patient that comes in with many superficial lacerations that needs hours to be stitched up in the ED? Should a BC trauma surgeon be there for every stitch or is a chief enough? Thats uncompensated if so

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If you’d slap an Xbox controller on the Da Vinci I’d have your gallbladder out in under 20 minutes

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@jbcarmody Interesting with surgery bc there is data that shows that if you do overnight call on your clerkship you are less likely to drop out of surgical residency

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Did my first arterial anastamosis (no loupes, no leakage)

I see how people can bask in the vasc

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I’m finna start afls advanced financial life support with these rates going on

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IM GONNA BE A SURGEON

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@olsonplanner Id go!

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@sourratchkids I became a Diet Coke homie due to rotations

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@suicidalscholar Pick something he liked as a kid and get him something related to that! Like Pokémon, bionic legs, Mario, ect.

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@jbcarmody @DoctorPremed But if reporting a program gets them banned from the match it give applicants less options to match at, making things more competitive right?

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@suicidalscholar To be fair they said the second will have the option of virtual but the language felt like you ought to go

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@suicidalscholar One emailed me that they will do two rounds of interviews with the first being virtual

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@suicidalscholar Plz tell me you are joking

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@mattyfred_ Currently fighting for my life with spss on a research block

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@AvrahamCooperMD @grepmeded @KempeKelly @OUVascular 👀

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Sweating orange from rifaximin telling people i’m just pumpkin spiced 🎃

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@sourratchkids I didnt know they did anatomy now too! Is it helpful tho?

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@sourratchkids Is this anatomy?

[Jonathan Jenkins MD @JonnyJenk]

@Natsirt_Enrol And going 60 instead of 65 is a lot slower than 5 miles….

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@sourratchkids The gerd to asthma pipeline 😮‍💨