Jon Ochocki

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[Jon Ochocki @jonochocki]

yall are actually joking about paying for linkedin premium right

[Jon Ochocki @jonochocki]

This is 100% because notifications will come in on the left side of the fold screen when opened, instead of centered on the “crease”

[9to5Mac @9to5mac]

Notifications now come in from the top left corner in iOS 27 💬

[Jon Ochocki @jonochocki]

@DurvidImel im exited to use AI AI

[Jon Ochocki @jonochocki]

Cue the "Hey Siri" whole-home device triggers...

[Jon Ochocki @jonochocki]

Thank you Claude Mythos for the slew of Apple Ecosystem performance updates made this year...

[Jon Ochocki @jonochocki]

@SnazzyLabs @Pebble I ordered mine last month. Eager to hear your thoughts when you’re allowed to share. I’m excited for a quick input for voice memos and brain-dumps.

[Jon Ochocki @jonochocki]

listen, I dont like this AI slop... but the one thing this did better than the actual finale was leave the 800sqft room

[GODWIN @goddyemma001]

Butcher really went from "Oi" to dragging Homelander through the clouds. Inject this finale into my veins. 😤💀

[Jon Ochocki @jonochocki]

@ChatGPTapp @OpenAI - Deep research is down?

[Jon Ochocki @jonochocki]

Yall really about to start pushing to prod on Fridays???

[Tibo @thsottiaux]

Codex Thursday has exceptionally moved to another day. Friday it is.

[Jon Ochocki @jonochocki]

Me when I flip my car and roll down a hill

[Taha Tesser @TahaTesser]

Fuel indicator in #SwiftUI

Core Motion (direction) + TimelineView (animation) + Canvas (liquid)

[Jon Ochocki @jonochocki]

@aleksliving I love that you can’t point the air vents upwards

[Jon Ochocki @jonochocki]

I miss when getting “news” from a verified account actually used to mean something on this platform

[All day Astronomy @forallcurious]

🚨: Your consciousness can enter alternate dimensions while you’re dreaming, scientist claims

Our consciousness may come from a higher dimension!

[Jon Ochocki @jonochocki]

@NotATeslaApp @Tesla I have a growing suspicion that internally they tested this and it failed for either 1) the computers don't have enough compute to satisfy both FSD and an app running 2) the sandbox isolations were too strict and didn't offer the "Tesla" integrated experience customers expect.

[Jon Ochocki @jonochocki]

he is half worm tho

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

Nothing to see here…

Our Secretary of Health and Human Services (HHS) playing with and repeatedly getting bitten by snakes while his wife screams for him to stop.

[Jon Ochocki @jonochocki]

@NancyMace but they literally own all the property 🤷‍♂️

[Jon Ochocki @jonochocki]

“But more important, the man. The serum amplifies everything that is inside. So, good becomes great. Bad becomes worse.”

[frostzy @lmkifiwin]

DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT JUST HAPPENED AT THE ENHANCED GAMES..

Peter Thiel and Donald Trump Jr. spent millions to create a steroid Olympics.
They promised to "redefine human limits" and put up $25M in prize money.

After 5 hours in Las Vegas, here’s the scoreboard:
- 1 world record (not recognized by anyone)
- Thor Björnsson failed his 515kg deadlift (managed only 475kg)
- olympic sprinter Fred Kerley missed the 100m WR by 0.4s - without even taking drugs
- the only "record" came from a Greek swimmer who finished 5th at Paris 2024. He wore a supersuit banned since 2009 and beat the clean record by just 0.07s

the whole pitch was that drugs would shatter the limits of clean sport.

instead they proved the gap between juiced and clean is now 7 hundredths of a second - in a suit banned 17 years ago.

the only thing they actually proved was how good the clean athletes already are.

You think the Enhanced Games exposed anything or just embarrassed themselves?

[Jon Ochocki @jonochocki]

However, a big yes to the cast and crew photos in the credits. Those are worth watching. Probably the only part.

[Jon Ochocki @jonochocki]

Please 🙏🏼 I’m begging you all to believe all the negative things people are saying about The Boys finale. The series finale, the fight people have been waiting for YEARS, takes place in the same 800 square foot room.

[Jon Ochocki @jonochocki]

I sold my stocks because of this tweet

[Tesla @Tesla]

You don’t have to drive anymore

[Jon Ochocki @jonochocki]

except the people who paid for FSD years ago, you all still have to drive

[Tesla @Tesla]

You don’t have to drive anymore