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I've been playing video games since 1984. They'll have to prize the controller out of my cold dead arthritic hands. Roger/Moore.

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@euronymouslrjc @F1 I don't think there are any American drivers.

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@Blonde159000910 @andyburnham Of all the dumb cuntery I've seen on Twitter (and you can imagine that's a lot) your comment tops the list.

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@momentmemori Good job the clouds didn't move between planting and growing.

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@moomoo_captain @MattSafc73 @WasAcop So insured or not?

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@horsefly108 @historyrock_ Weirdest comment I've ever seen.

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@ruebencharles3 @Benarasiyaa Should they have asked her to wait there while they got the pepper spray out?

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@MalPickleberry @PintMerchants1 @KathrynPorter26 You're hard.

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@ruebencharles3 @Benarasiyaa Easily avoided, I agree. By not waving a knife around like a giant dildo.

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@BBHMM_Stake @MorbidKnowledge I don't believe it so it can't be true. It's how all fucking mongs think.

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@1youngbul_ @MorbidKnowledge Or just don't fuck around you fucking cretin.

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@TheHooterBear @MorbidKnowledge The married man driving 9 hours for a shag isn't a piece of shit?

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@Intio17 @MorbidKnowledge Reading comprehension. You might be able to buy some.

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@TechAheadAnkit @MorbidKnowledge @grok Are you a complete grade a spastic?

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@YYZemily @MissNhardwicke1 @david_stewart Maybe some people aren't ice hockey fans?

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@SlimBooter @Matt_Pinner Spoken like a true dickhead that's never been in the unfortunate position of job hunting.

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@MrBlockedOff @ZeusSarkcess @MorbidKnowledge Blue tick. It checks out.

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@SbRockout @SimonMcCoyTV Fucking wanker.

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@roarnstuff @_BasedCow_ @ukhomeoffice I'd have to be a racist bell end like you then, to want to say it.

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@Keith_Bredrin @Jenny_1884 Oh and zero gravity. Jesus.

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@Keith_Bredrin @Jenny_1884 What's zero gravity got to do with flags fluttering, you grade a mong