Jon De Young

Professional Writer, Corporate Drone, Professional?

[Jon De Young @jonpdeyoung]

@Texas_Raptor I’m never deleting this app.

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

The FDA has confirmed that the only thing safe left to eat is the rich

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

"you are who you're friends with..."

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

if democrats defended the working class like they defend israel trump wouldn’t be president

[Jim @centristjim1]

Does anyone else get really bad headaches in this heat?

And before anyone says “you need to drink more”…

I’ve already had two cans of monster and an iced coffee today, so it’s not that.

[Jon De Young @jonpdeyoung]

@rolemodel puts out banger after banger.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

“No way you wrote a 5 page essay without AI”

Buddy, we wrote them without even reading the book.

[฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ @BattleByrd]

Do British dudes take their girl to kilogram town?

[Rushi @rushicrypto]

Working remotely has taught me such an invaluable lesson:

1) I don’t wanna work in general

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

My ancestors survived the plague and multiple wars so I could join a Teams meeting at 8:30am circle back offline with the stakeholders, and schedule a follow-up meeting that could’ve been an email.

[Jon De Young @jonpdeyoung]

@NoahKahan Love you too!

[Jon De Young @jonpdeyoung]

@NoahKahan Think you might play Dan tonight?

[Jon De Young @jonpdeyoung]

@NoahKahan Dan?!

[Jon De Young @jonpdeyoung]

@NoahKahan Hey! You are coming to ATL on the 27th. I’d very much appreciate it if you played Dan. My wife and I would like to belt that out with you.

[Jon De Young @jonpdeyoung]

@NoahKahan You are coming to ATL on the 27th. I’d very much appreciate it if you played Dan. My wife and I would like to belt that out with you.

[Jeremy @ManaByte]

"They took the Hobbits to Isengard, Jerry."

[3gunGorilla @GomesBolt]

“So there was significant shrinkage? And she saw that?”

[pbit @0xPBIT]

everyone. is. george.

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

OMG.

Maybe you shouldn’t have January 6’ed then

These people always turn themselves into victims. Never take responsibility for their own actions. And then call everyone else snowflakes

It will be in the history books about the class of whiney, weak betas who follow a MAN like he’s a god