jon pitcherella

pretty ok software engineer | triathlete | heavy metal enthusiast | home brewer | he/him | black lives matter

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

This moment will be etched into Phillies history FOREVER.

[christina 死神 @chhopsky]

just one of those days

[Patagonia @patagonia]

Hey, friends, we just gave our company to planet Earth. OK, it’s more nuanced than that, but we’re closed today to celebrate this new plan to save our one and only home. We’ll be back online tomorrow.
https://t.co/fvRFDgOzVZ

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Man Returns To Work After Vacation With Fresh, Reenergized Hatred For Job https://t.co/iNA5b7B5Zs

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I regret literally everything.

[sunil pai @threepointone]

tbh I don't think developers want to experience anything at all

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

ever receive two meeting requests that clash?
tell both you have a conflict
attend neither
done

[Digiconomist @DigiEconomist]

The global carbon footprint of the Bitcoin network. In total, the network’s emissions exceed those of a country like Greece. It also more than negates our entire net CO2 savings from deploying electric vehicles around the world.

[Oscar the Grouch @OscarTheGrouch]

2022 is going to be terrible. Oh, I know. I say that every year. But I'm always right!

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Trent Reznor Ruins 31st Consecutive Holiday Season By Talking About How Christianity A Bunch Of Bullshit https://t.co/pjNpIXQzHT

[Amazing Maps @amazingmap]

Metal bands per 1 million people (Europe)

[Programming Wisdom @CodeWisdom]

"Give someone a program, you frustrate them for a day; teach them how to program, you frustrate them for a lifetime." - David Leinweber

[mymind @mymind]

🌞

[Tim McNamara @timClicks]

A bit mean I guess, but also ...

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

"I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves"

You thought wrong.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Man Who Thought He'd Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn't Even Know He Still Had https://t.co/flWWIEmng4

[jon pitcherella @jonpitch]

all the kids in my neighborhood are playing the game "who can scream the loudest".

they're all winning.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Death is the ultimate life hack.