Jon Porsche

just tweeting bullshit | bored/on the toilet at work

[Jon Porsche @jonporsche_]

@horsepower What is your avg speed per day?

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@haunteddoughnut @Der_Kernel_ @asha_shar If I worked at a company and did nothing for 10 years I would not be surprised when I am let go.

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@PrettyFeet84713 @juliethardt

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@CodexObscuraApp @MarchandSurgery This is fucking crazy I didn’t even notice it was raw at first wtf is she on

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@shinal_vivian @beyoncegarden What are you trying to say?

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@Hardytier @Ninjaristic_ There’s no pt 2. That was a typo.

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@Hardytier @Ninjaristic_ I hope I am wrong. I want to be wrong. I am 29 so I have some younger friends. From what they said a lot of their siblings and younger kids are just playing Fortnite and Roblox bc its is free, and the gamepass bc buying games is too expensive rn. Sorry for being a dick earlier. 1

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@Hardytier @Ninjaristic_ https://t.co/AqfT12zaQd here you go little buddy

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@Hardytier @Ninjaristic_ No, I’m using the word objectively because I am speaking factually. I don’t have to provide you with anything. You don’t need a works cited. You are more than capable of using Google to find this information.

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@Hardytier @Ninjaristic_ Your entire point is that younger people will age into getting a console which is objectively not true.

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@Hardytier @Ninjaristic_ This gotta be the dumbest shit I’ve read today

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@MrsJellySantos Ice cream from fridge

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@sashsnowy It’s supposed to be eat your cake and have it too but for some reason it got switched around and it’s stayed like that

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@ttbadahh @AceFafb I bet you see the world in a very unique and beautiful way.

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@laolu7 @nwokeoma_ Real human being that thinks EVs use cell phone batteries.

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@playwildgate Why is this game not free?

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@Tunnelsnakefool 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@FarmerJenkenson @ddosdoll_ Me and my boy Josh would rip dabs off these while on break at McDonalds. We used to put the reclaim on the French fries and eat it. Shit would spray all over your mouth if it was too hot. Good times

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@_AshenNight_ @OkayNesko No they just can’t afford it.