Jon Carroll

Father, husband, person of interest. Former daily columnist for the SF Chronicle. Giants, 49ers, Warriors. Politics and other outrages. I used to be famous

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Evergreen

[Alex @Alex75235146]

@VABVOX Something else MTG may not know, some of us that don’t support her or her party are even older than that. So I suggest that all Americans, who may not be around for 2028, band together and get shit taken care of while we can.

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

Pre-colonization Glass Gem Corn, Indigenous to North America, regrown by a Cherokee farmer in Oklahoma. This particular corn is a mix of ancient Pawnee, Osage and Cherokee varieties. #NativeAmericanHeritageMonth

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

One guy attempts to bomb a plane with his shoes and we have to take our shoes off every time for decades after.

We have hundreds of mass shootings committed with semi-automatic rifles and NOTHING changes.

Thousands have died and thousands more will.

[Bill Kristol @BillKristol]

“RFK is…really a Tulsi Gabbard drag-king act masterminded by the Bannon/Stone ratfuckers on the right. They see RFK not as a legitimate candidate but as a Trojan horse to damage Biden and get Trump back in the White House. To them, RFK is just a pawn.” https://t.co/cWXfmAgKNZ

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

I truly believe this is one of the most important things anyone has ever said about Elon Musk. The quote below summarizes perfectly how much his presence in the public sphere wastes everyone’s time and is on many occasions profoundly dangerous as well as premeditatedly dishonest.

[Jon Carroll @jonrcarroll]

Gosh, @ParamountPlus, thanks for your exclusive French Open tennis match and THEN CUTTING IT OFF BEFORE THE END.

[Jon Carroll @jonrcarroll]

Yeah, Trump is right. It was a witch hunt. Good news: We found the witch.

[Jon Carroll @jonrcarroll]

Yeah, Trump is right. It was a witch hunt. Good news: We found the witch.

[Jon Carroll @jonrcarroll]

A friend of mine started The National Association of Short Adults (NASA). The organization's moto is "Down in Front!".

[Jonathan Kay @jonkay]

“height dysphoria”

[Buffy Wicks @BuffyWicks]

On this #InternationalWomensDay I'm celebrating the brave women who are suing Texas for endangering their lives by denying them access to timely abortion care. They're fighting to protect other women from going through the trauma they were forced to endure.https://t.co/nyacCqFCs4

[File411 @File411]

You dipshit those are ashes from Ash Wednesday —I thought you were smarter then beclowning yourself on a National Platform @Frontlinestory DOLTS

[Jon Carroll @jonrcarroll]

@hyphy_republic Great reporting on the nit and grit of city government.

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

I’ve lost too many friends to depression in my life. It takes guts for Fetterman to admit he needs help in the public eye, knowing the hideous mockery that will come to him from the Maga world.

Better people will salute this courage.

[The Hoarse Whisperer @TheRealHoarse]

Now that I am attuned to the suppression going on here and have looked at the analytics, yeah, it is pretty egregious.

[José Morgado @josemorgado]

Aryna Sabalenka beats Magda Linette 7-6(1), 6-2 to reach a first career Grand Slam final at the #AusOpen.

She is now 10-0 in 2023, 20-0 in sets.

Blockbuster final on saturday vs. Wimbledon champ Rybakina.

Tennis balls will suffer...

[Jon Carroll @jonrcarroll]

Seems low.

[KRON4 News @kron4news]

One-fifth of the fluid intake of an average Californian is made up of caffeine and alcohol, study says. https://t.co/OgTaxSZTb5

[If Americans Knew @ifamericansknew]

The Twitter Files are exposing Twitter's censorship. Will they also examine one of the most censored topics, Palestine? Bari Weiss is a fervent Israel partisan who works to cancel people & suppress information: https://t.co/ge1VA7DIcT

[Henry Wismayer @henrywismayer]

It's depressing to consider, but I suspect the demise of skiing in the Alps will prove to be far more consequential to the rich world's awareness of climate change than news that one third of Pakistan is underwater.