JonothenSuddenly

Future Bitcoin OG. #npub1ahk0j8g4uq7fyxqx4ehtl7r8w8reu9jpazvhsljdw6yldqc563rsq0ssh4

[JonothenSuddenly @jonthensuddenly]

Starter pack:

1. The Bitcoin standard by @saifedean: own this book and read it annually

2. The @Saylor series with @Breedlove22: YouTube

3. The @JeffBooth Series by Breedlove: YouTube

4. @PrestonPysh ‘Bitcoin fundamentals by the investors podcast network’ - YouTube

[JonothenSuddenly @jonthensuddenly]

I used to dream of software sculpted for my unique business model

Now I just vibe code it into existence

[JonothenSuddenly @jonthensuddenly]

@thebitcoinyogi @BitcoinNewsCom 💯 The equivalent of taxing someone for taking $100 out their drawer and placing it in their pocket

[JonothenSuddenly @jonthensuddenly]

@blockchainchick It’s almost as if they want money to flee the state

First the ₿ears & now the ₿ulls

[Michael Saylor @saylor]

@CoinDesk ₿ig Mistake.

[CoinDesk @CoinDesk]

NEW: Illinois Governor Pritzker has signed a 0.2% tax on crypto transactions into law including transfers between personal wallets, with the Crypto Council for Innovation calling it "the most punitive digital asset tax in the country."

[JonothenSuddenly @jonthensuddenly]

@CoinDesk It’s almost as if they want money to flee the state

First the ₿ears & now the ₿ulls

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@saylor @clinkie44 @CoinDesk It’s almost as if they want money to flee the state

First the ₿ears & now the ₿ulls

[JonothenSuddenly @jonthensuddenly]

2.1% of the Bitcoin Network @elonmusk

[Quinn Thompson @qthomp]

This is brilliant corporate finance. Use your newly printed, low float, retail inflated currency to acquire real businesses ahead of the lockup expiring. Probably the most creative/accretive way to sell as much equity as possible into IPO pump. I wonder what acquisition is next.

[Ricardo @Ric_RTP]

This AI just exposed the BIGGEST legal insider trading operation in America.

A platform called GovGreed built a seven-layer machine learning system that cross-references every stock trade disclosed by every sitting politician against the bills their committees control, the campaign donations they receive, and the companies their votes directly impact.

It scored all 540 politicians currently in Congress. And the numbers are crazy:

56% of every stock purchase made by Congress in the last 16 months was on a stock directly affected by a bill the buyer later voted on. That is 6,170 out of 11,016 total purchases.

More than HALF of all congressional stock buys are on companies whose fate that same politician is about to decide.

343 of 540 Congress members actively trade stocks while holding access to nonpublic legislative information.

That is 63.8% of the entire legislature making market bets with an informational edge that would put any hedge fund manager in prison.

The AI identified 752 active "Triple Signals" in the current Congress. A Triple Signal fires when three conditions line up at once:

The politician sits on the committee controlling a bill, they traded stock in a company affected by that bill, AND they received campaign contributions from that same industry.

Bills carrying these insider indicators pass at 5.4 TIMES the normal rate.

Now look at the individual leaderboard:

- Nancy Pelosi's estimated portfolio sits at $194 million with a Greediness score of 98.1 out of 100
- Ro Khanna made 13,231 trades across 800+ different tickers
- Michael McCaul made 32,302 trades and filed 6,670 of them late
- Thomas Suozzi filed 86.4% of his trades late with an average delay of 396 days, meaning his disclosures landed over a YEAR after he made the trade

And then there is Lisa McClain, the fourth-ranking Republican in the House. She has made 1,443 trades in three years, more than 98% of all politicians tracked.

She violated the STOCK Act twice in a single year, disclosing up to $900,000 in trades months after the legal deadline. Her husband bought up to $250,000 in Elon Musk's xAI, which quietly converted into SpaceX equity before last Friday's $2 trillion IPO.

The penalty for all of this? A $200 fine.

The number of Congress members ever prosecuted under the STOCK Act since it passed in 2012? Zero.

And the cruelest part is this:

A bill to ban congressional stock trading was introduced in January 2026. It has bipartisan support. Over 80% of American voters want it passed.

But Congress is sitting on it, because the people who would have to vote yes are the same people making millions from the system staying exactly the way it is.

They write the insider trading laws, they exempt themselves from enforcement, they trade on the information those laws generate, and when they get caught, they pay a fine that is basically nothing.

The AI didn't discover anything Congress was hiding. It just organized what was already public into a pattern so obvious that nobody can pretend it isn't there anymore.

[Michael Saylor @saylor]

Strategy has acquired 1,587 BTC for $100 million to increase our $BTC Reserve to ₿846,842. We have also increased our USD Reserve by $100 million to $1.1 billion. $MSTR $STRC https://t.co/27PYXJN7GD

[JonothenSuddenly @jonthensuddenly]

@saylor 1587 potential wholecoiners eliminated & USD reserve runway expanded. All funded via $MSTR

[John LeFevre @JohnLeFevre]

This single tweet cost California hundreds of billions of dollars in taxes, revenue, and jobs:

[JonothenSuddenly @jonthensuddenly]

₿1550 BTC + increased USD reserve

Saylor took note of what credit agencies/ institutions want in order to feel safer holding $STRC & $MSTR

Sometimes you need to take a couple steps back in order to push onward

[Michael Saylor @saylor]

Strategy has acquired 1,550 BTC for $101 million to increase our $BTC Reserve to ₿845,256. We have also increased our USD Reserve by $100 million to $1.0 billion. $MSTR $STRC https://t.co/1Zf1AVsP1H

[JonothenSuddenly @jonthensuddenly]

@saylor @ColeMacro Strive is picking up what your putting down, sir 🫡

[Michael Saylor @saylor]

Strategy has acquired 1,550 BTC for $101 million to increase our $BTC Reserve to ₿845,256. We have also increased our USD Reserve by $100 million to $1.0 billion. $MSTR $STRC https://t.co/1Zf1AVsP1H

[JonothenSuddenly @jonthensuddenly]

@saylor Cryptical Ensaylorment

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@PhilMckTrader @btcjvs Yes he’s a dumb rocket scientist

[JonothenSuddenly @jonthensuddenly]

I hate that the Bears won’t be in Chicago but I completely agree its time to move FWD

IL is an entitled clown show and will continue to lose talented people & businesses to better run States. Period.

🐻⬇️ So long Chi

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

The Bears’ Board of Directors voted Thursday to advance the stadium development in Hammond, Indiana, with the exact to be selected. This is this first time that the Bears’ board has voted on any stadium site.

As one source said, “There is more work to do but barring anything very strange, it’s a done deal.”

[JonothenSuddenly @jonthensuddenly]

58k gang is back

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@saylor @leadlagreport Not a sats chance in hell