Tom Jay

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@almurray @richardpbacon The gold is in the fact Brand says “thank you for asking” as he thinks going back the bible gives him the upper hand in the conversation… 😂

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@LBC @ShelaghFogarty @MichaelTakeMP so sorry to hear Dean the paper boy announcing that he’s quit his paper round live on LBC 🤦‍♂️

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@larryandpaul God bless the United States of Larry and Paul 🫡

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@HarryYorke1 @lewis_goodall

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@MarkUrban01 @lewis_goodall Is he gambling with world war 3?

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@volcaholic1 Wow! Thats nearly 2.3m per hour if my maths is right

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@Wilkster_ @FarmersWeekly @ErlingHaaland @ManCity Exactly!

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@volcaholic1 No now new bee parasite!

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@TheBarmyArmy Blowers obvs

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@MichaelTakeMP Maybe hide in Buntys reshaped cave until you can purchase some moth repellent

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@Rainmaker1973 Snickers City

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@BillSco747 @MichaelTakeMP And pray for poor Niggle, as he is back being the majority shareholder at Reform Ltd.

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@PeterStefanovi2 Are they called Farage Fatalities?

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@johnsweeneyroar Truss meets queen… RIP the queen
Vance meets pope…. 🧐
Maga love a conspiracy theory

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@MichaelTakeMP @OpenUniversity should definitely give J V Dunce an Honorary Professorship

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@DaveThroup Herefordshire a couple of mins ago. 10s exposure

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@MichaelTakeMP Crafty move by Reform Ltd

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@larryandpaul ⛔️ BREAKING: The Frog that Ejaculated Donuts is sold out in my local Waterstones

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@NoContextBrits The Gadgatron