JP

[Have Near @HaveNear]

First tweet, wussup y’all <3 spread the word we are HERE

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🌹 Twitter sucks

[Joseph Urban @hondadeal4vets]

So much drip 6 plumbers cannot fix

[Joseph Urban @hondadeal4vets]

All about that water

[JP @jordan_proffer]

omg this is such high level thinking that there is such a thing as high quality grass! amazing. 30k retweets deserved😎👍🏼

[Cody Allyn @liteeecody]

You ever pass a house and think “they have nice grass”?

[JP @jordan_proffer]

@Jiminquas_ 😂😂😂😂😂

[Coach Tucker🃏🏈 @AyTuck98]

If we can sit on FaceTime and not say nun we got a future 😂

[JP @jordan_proffer]

lol most of these restaurants replying they didn’t donate. this why i hate twitter so much misinformation that’s too hard to check.

[JP @jordan_proffer]

GET EM WHITE CASTLE

[White Castle @WhiteCastle]

@zithepilot This information is not true. White Castle has not donated to any Presidential candidate.

[Eugene Gu, MD @eugenegu]

@realDonaldTrump You need to get some rest and get in touch with that small, dwindling part of your soul that is capable of empathy and compassion. I know it’s there. Because you are human too. Let go of the hate and listen to that tiny, far away voice of the conscience you still hopefully have.

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

They are actually protesting in BERLIN GERMANY… Our Police behavior has become a Global embarrassment.. wow.

[JP @jordan_proffer]

wow...

[bea shahzad @beyabean]

when covid came w warning, the US didn’t have enough masks, PPE, or tests. when the peaceful protests came, they were ready with tear gas, rubber bullets, flash guns, and tacticle gear for cops in multiple cities. it really shows where the priorities in this country are.

[Emily Porter, M.D. @dremilyportermd]

News Flash: Your body can be full of cancer and if there is a video showing you getting shot in the chest and bleeding to death, the cancer didn’t kill you, the hemorrhagic shock did. I don’t care what underlying conditions Mr. Floyd had. He had one cause of death—Derek Chauvin.

[Peppa Pig ➐ @peppappig]

Peppa is now listening to “fuck the police” by N.W.A

[JP @jordan_proffer]

i melted

[JP @jordan_proffer]

sometimes you just gotta say welp that’s too bad and move on lol

[JP @jordan_proffer]

made this ewok mad nbd

[sandy clause 🕸️ @floweritachi]

the guy who started the 51 meme did an interview in an akatsuki robe not all hero’s weak capes some wear robes

[JP @jordan_proffer]

i can’t believe high school actually happened lmaoooo like i can’t believe i made it through teachers wasting that much of my time