jomo burke

you'll know it when it comes, when the rock and roll music meets the risin' sun

[jomo burke @jordanmoore23]

I don't know what Dierks Bentley is talking about because I can definitely tape my heart back together with a whiskey and coke

[RΞZZ @OfficialRezz]

Guys. I’m on such a roll right now.

I sent @ILLENIUM a song idea lastnight and he’s down for it

[kayla🫆 @trulykaykay]

If you need a little motivation today, call 707-873-7862.

it’s a school project where kindergartners give you a pep talk! 🥹 it’s also automated so you can call anytime 🫶🏽

[ally 🦋✨🎧⸆⸉ @ally_sheehan]

taylor lautner you stay away from that baby

[jomo burke @jordanmoore23]

@SouthwestAir my flight was cancelled and it keeps saying it has been rebooked but won’t give me an update. please just give me an update for when i can get home.

[miss puss @dom__dotty]

The first person to ever boo had so much hate in their heart. I could only wish to be that hateful one day

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

EVERYTHING KEEPS COSTING MONEY

[Said The Sky @SaidTheSky]

Congratulations, if you’re reading this, you were in the top .00001% of said the sky fans this year, imo.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Trash me all day, but it’ll cost $8

[rhaenyra targaryen's lawyer @Targ_Nation]

all bad things daenerys targaryen did (A THREAD)

[𝓩𝓪𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓾𝓷𝓲 💙❤️ @king_za_ma]

I don't know, but seeing a video floating around of Takeoff's lifeless body and a screaming Quavo isn't something any of us needed to see. Are we so desensitized that we have to record absolutely everything??

[Spac𝓮 ⭐️ @spaceeong]

young ma pregnant?? i KNOW nick cannon did this

[Get em banned. @wyettsworld]

Anyone who was in undergrad from 2014-2019 knows why this stings so bad.

[Matt Mitchell @ALostrich]

Nobody:
Alabama Emergency Alerts:
⚠️HEY THIS THING HAPPENED 3 COUNTIES OR ROUGHLY 38 DOLLAR GENERALS AWAY FROM YOU THERE’S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT JUST WANTED TO SCARE THE BEJESUS OUT OF YOU⚠️

[Derek Jeter @derekjeter]

Looks like I’ve officially run out of excuses.

[Sidelines - Bama @SSN_Alabama]

BREAKING:

Former Alabama DB Marlon Humphrey will most likely be sleeping on the couch tonight.

[James Spann @spann]

Dear Lisa…

Sorry you missed Family Feud today. I’m actually happy we didn’t have a “tornadoes warning” at the time. Thanks for taking the time to write, and hope you have a better day tomorrow.

Your pal,

“Dirt wad”

[jenlafren @jenlafren]

The most successful couple of Bachelor Nation #TheBachelor