Jordan Vause

[Jordan Vause @jordanvause1]

Selling a prodigy ticket for Edinburgh 29th of August

£70 !!

[Jordan Vause @jordanvause1]

Makes the SPFL look like a fucking Sunday league with decisions like that

[Sky Sports Scotland @ScotlandSky]

▶️ Here's what happened when VAR checked if Hearts should have been awarded a penalty against Motherwell.

At 6pm on @SkyFootball watch Scottish Football VAR Review to hear what the SFA's head of refereeing Willie Collum made of it 📺

[Crime Cam @Crime_Cam]

Drunk mum on a rampage in a takeaway falsely claiming she had been raped and causing £4,000 of damage - as the owner said the allegations could have ruined his life.

Ann Marie Fowler, 33, trashed takeaway Kebabish in Falkirk must pay £400 compensation but no prison

[Jordan Vause @jordanvause1]

Beat hearts , beat Celtic , beat Falkirk then down to the Winchester and wait for this to all blow over

[Blair MacKay @BlairMacKay17]

The best 1 minute video you’ll watch. Inject it 💉💉💉💉😂😂😂😂

[Jordan Vause @jordanvause1]

I like this Noncey fella 🤣

[Jordan Vause @jordanvause1]

Someone kill djiga please

[Del GM 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GM1872_]

It’s time.

[𖦏 @1872Stu_]

No football for 2 weeks, make it happen.

Listen to the fans. @RangersFC

[Fergo🍇 @FergoRFC]

⌛️🥬🙋🏻‍♂️

[Jordan Vause @jordanvause1]

Fuck you Rangers , fuck you

[Jordan Vause @jordanvause1]

You lost me at the “no porn” unfortunately

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

Man, I challenge you to try this in August.

- No porn
- No alcohol
- 4-6 eggs/day
- 3 liters of water
- 6-7 hours of sleep
- 10,000+ steps/day
- 100 push-ups daily
- No meals in the morning
- Write at least 100 words daily
- Write 5 things you're grateful for

Shall we?

[Brookesy @vlcarl1]

Gassama will prove that 2.5 mill was a fucking joke.

[Jordan Vause @jordanvause1]

Welcome to rangers Gassama ya big cunt yi 💙🇬🇧

[Jordan Vause @jordanvause1]

@Neccccy @grok is there any truth in this?

[Ozzy Osbourne @OzzyOsbourne]

😊 🎤

[Darth Craven @CrazyCraven01]

Spotted at a Coldplay concert

[HJB News @HJB_News__]

This never gets old but is also very true