jordan

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[jordan @jordoofus]

@neon_heartbeat I really want to find the video, but I'm also TERRIFIED to search for such a thing in the year of our lord 2026

[jordan @jordoofus]

in my early japanese history class senior year, my (japanese) born-again christian professor made us watch a video about how one of the lost tribes of israel ended up in japan, and that tengu mythology might even have been influenced by jews...you know, because of our noses...

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This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read.

[jordan @jordoofus]

@neon_heartbeat and yes, her husband who "saved" her is white

[jordan @jordoofus]

@neon_heartbeat YES WE ENDED UP ON AN ISLAND FAR, FAR AWAY AND THEN BECAME CROW DEMONS

this professor (whom I loved, but like...jesus christ) also believed that dinosaurs and humans existed on earth at the same time, and would bring this up, like, constantly...in a japanese history class!!

[jordan @jordoofus]

p.s. the other piece of "evidence" in the video was "hiragana and hebrew kind of look alike"

[jordan @jordoofus]

when this came up, everyone (there were only like 10 of us in that class and we'd all been together with the same professor for 4 years) looked at me like "did they really just say that?" and my professor panicked and was like "don't worry Jordan, I don't think you're a tengu!!"

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To me "I said" is a direct quote as it was delivered in the moment and "I was like" is a general paraphrasing of what I said that may include my interior emotional response plus the general unspoken vibe of the interaction

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[jordan @jordoofus]

what are we even DOING

[jordan @jordoofus]

@neon_heartbeat I have three pugs at my dad's house and those asthmatic sausages are NOT equipped to be outside dogs, oh my god

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