jordyn hohlt

[Nick Viall @NickViall]

Unclear if the girls are crying over Rachael’s connection with Matt or her Loubitons. #TheBachelor

[Kaitlyn Bristowe @kaitlynbristowe]

I think Victoria fell for the same Instagram ad as me

[Kaitlyn Bristowe @kaitlynbristowe]

Ed out here making great tv. “I’m gonna Get all greased up, and then right after commercial break, while chasen steps in the ring, imma back out and blame it on an old shoulder injury”. Also Ed. #TheBachelorette https://t.co/odrdxcUDSW

[Code Blue Memes @codebluememes]

frequent flyers stay having EKG sticker residue on them. They’re like that one tupperware that you microwaved spaghetti in

[jordyn hohlt @jordynhh]

get Clare and her tears off of TV #TheBachelorette

[jordyn hohlt @jordynhh]

my friend calls and says “ok, I need your hacking brain to figure this out” 🙃🙃🙃🙃 idk whether I should be proud or ashamed

[god’s shittiest miracle @oatmilkmartini]

Clare in the middle of the night when she realizes she hasn’t told anyone she’s a strong ass woman in a few minutes #TheBachelorette

[jordyn hohlt @jordynhh]

FaceTime interviews are nice because you don’t have to wear pants

[jordyn hohlt @jordynhh]

Never been so happy to hear “you pick colour, that be $5 mo” 💅🏼

[Moe ۵ @moegivenchy]

okay ms.rona wrap it up hoe

[jordyn hohlt @jordynhh]

I should be on my way to Hawaii right now but instead I’m stuck in my hotel room for the 15th day straight. COVID19, I hate you 🖕🏼

[Matti Shae @tedrick_matti]

I’ve been exposed to 3 positive COVID-19 patients this week. I’ve also watched 3 patients die alone bc no visitors are allowed in the hospital. So if you’re still out there ignoring stay at home orders & social distancing, I mean this from the bottom of my heart: FUCK. YOU.

[Tyler Cameron @TylerJCameron3]

How’s your Friday night going?

[Demi Burnett @demi_burnett]

No one:

Barb: I HAVE A DAUGHTER!!!! A DAUGHTER!!!!!! HOWS OUR DAUGHTER??? BUD! DAUGHTER! BUD! DAUGHTERRRRR!!!!

#thebachelor

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

My heart was torn but then Madison went home so now my heart chooses you.

So romantic.

*sidenote Hannah Ann isn’t the best actress. I’ve acted more in love buying reduced fat Cheeze it’s tonight

#TheBachelorFinale

[jordyn hohlt @jordynhh]

Hannah Ann’s reaction was just painful to watch #TheBachelor

[Kaitlyn Bristowe @kaitlynbristowe]

Peter- “I can always count on you”
Victoria F -
#TheBachelor

[jordyn hohlt @jordynhh]

Spontaneously booking trips has become an expensive habit of mine✈️

[jordyn hohlt @jordynhh]

*guys wearing a shirt that says “I❤️my mom*
Mom- you should get one of those, then I’ll get one that says “my daughters a bitch”

[jordyn hohlt @jordynhh]

Is it acceptable to drink wine with breakfast?