jorel

I work at a college as a janitor even though I feel like I'm smarter than most of the people who go there.

[Horse slug @horseslug]

is the long john silver's rewards app down for anyone else

[Nick Watts 🇺🇸 @NickWatts]

Girlfriend just asked to watch Moneyball

[NASA @NASA]

Welcome home Reid, Victor, Christina, and Jeremy! 🫶

The Artemis II astronauts have splashed down at 8:07pm ET (0007 UTC April 11), bringing their historic 10-day mission around the Moon to an end.

[Dodgers Nation @DodgersNation]

"I DON'T WANT GOGGLES, I DON'T WANT A SHIRT, I HARDLY WANT PANTS, DAVE!"

- Clayton Kershaw during the Dodgers champagne celebration today to @THEREAL_DV 🤣

[ruby @rubyydoesstuff]

no dodger game today

[Samyy @MythNomad]

If im being honest i dont think i have another season of Goretzka left in me.

[FC Bayern @FCBayernEN]

🏆 𝐃𝐄𝐔𝐓𝐒𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐌𝐄𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟓 🏆

Brought it home. For the club, for the fans, for the city. ❤️🤍

#MiaSanMeister

[Harry Kane @HKane]

🏆

[Andeta @ba6ern]

Thomas Müller we need you for the second leg please get down

[mau @rllydu]

i am so sick and tired of using the teams salute emoji, it does not accurately reflect how locked in i actually am. he is NOT locked in. stupid fucking idiot.

[Noah Camras @noahcamras]

Everyone is angry at the Dodgers for "throwing money" at top free agents.

So with Roki Sasaki, they couldn't.

The Dodgers actually had the least amount of money between every team in MLB to give Sasaki.

And yet, Sasaki chose the Dodgers.

What a testament to the organization.

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

As #Severance season 2 finally streams tonight, I just wanted to say thanks to all the incredible devoted fans who have waited so long and stuck with us.

Our hope is you enjoy it as much as we enjoyed making it. It’s never finished till you engage with it.

So excited for the dialogue to finally begin.

Praise Kier

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

CLUB HOCKEY IS COLLEGE HOCKEY 📈

UNLV (ACHA M1) just stunned Denver (NCAA DI defending national champions) at Magness Arena in a 7-6 shootout win

(via NCHC TV)

[𝙋𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙪𝙗 @gio__palace]

When I hear the “psssst” of a really cold Dr Pepper

[MLB Network @MLBNetwork]

THE @DODGERS ARE WORLD SERIES CHAMPS!

[Blake Harris @BlakeHHarris]

Freddie Freeman with one of the coldest bat flips I've ever seen 🥶

[DodgersMuse @LADodgersMuse]

Aura

[Olivia Garvey @OliviaNBCLA]

It never gets old to come across this speech.

Is there a way to have this on the Jumbotron tomorrow? 🥹

[Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers]

WELCOME TO THE POSTSEASON, SHOHEI OHTANI.

[Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers]

Strike a pose, 22.