lisan al goonib

turning lemonade into lemons since 1993
double licensed to perform wedding ceremonies

[phil @blackphilled]

"why dont they make movies like this anymore" because akira kurosawa just killed that extra. hes dead. Akira Kurosawa killed over 12,000 people in his career as director. murder was outlawed in japan only in 1981

[Dimitri @thedimitri]

Clavicular? The Islamic scholar?

[Second City Bureaucrat @CityBureaucrat]

This is unbelievable. This is easily a top 5 bureaucrat physique of all time.

[Brian Graham 🦬 @iroasmas]

why would i sting you halfway across the river? we would both drown

[Maciek Lipa @maciekl_]

“A retard in motion is always better than a genius at rest”

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

ha ha well is there a Mr.trial

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

mention of any Mesopotamian king means it’s time to post one of my all time favorite memes

[Kein Mensch Kein Tier @KampfmitKette]

Your lower back as soon as you turn 30

[i wanna throw up @placenta_effect]

Hiring a Hibachi Chef as my lawyer, and our entire defence strategy is flinging shrimps in the witnesses mouths during cross examination so they can’t testify against me

[Carlos @txiokatu]

We’re reaching levels of leche cake that shouldn’t be possible

[iris 🖤 @irisketball]

A MISS, JAMES
*BANG BANG*
A REBOUND, BOSH
*BANG BANG*
A PASS, ALLEN
*BANG BANG*
A THREE, CORNER
*BAAAAAAANG*

[alex forrest @ALEXF0RREST]

a fry cook *bang bang* a spatula *bang bang* a secret formula *bang bang* a plankton *bang bang* an evil plan

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Performance review said I "put the office at ease with humor"

[Emily S. Bremer @emilysbremer]

I mean aren’t we all

[hot_cocoa_girl @hot_cocoa_girl]

A condom rly? Single use plastic? You hate the planet

[bitfloorsghost @itstheghost]

babe why do you keep posting george memes all day

[gravy @gravyxbt_]

LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH