Drunken Alpaca

Generally amusing.
Enjoys good soup.
Grows things.
Knows where his towel is.
Armchair Expert.
Fuck Nazis and bigots.
He/Him.

[Drunken Alpaca @josh_belden]

@SPuro88 I had to have a parent-teacher conference once because my son accurately said that the snowman was missing a penis, when asked what body parts he was missing.

[Drunken Alpaca @josh_belden]

@atrupar What. The. Fuck.

[Drunken Alpaca @josh_belden]

@atrupar Hands down the most punchable face in this administration. And that includes RFK.

[Drunken Alpaca @josh_belden]

@atrupar Made it five seconds. Fuck this clown.

[Drunken Alpaca @josh_belden]

@HumanityChad The way he does not let her go is so sweet.

[Drunken Alpaca @josh_belden]

@masslivenews Cause he's dead. He won't "officially" die till August 3.

[Drunken Alpaca @josh_belden]

@AesPolitics1 Don't worry, I'm sure the big bad alpha male will do just fine in prison. He'll have everybody in line in no time.

[Drunken Alpaca @josh_belden]

@bunsenbernerbmd

[Drunken Alpaca @josh_belden]

@masslivenews ETTD

[Drunken Alpaca @josh_belden]

@masslivenews Who cares?

[Drunken Alpaca @josh_belden]

@dog_rates Loving your Superman curl!
Wear it! Cause what you do is heroic.

[Drunken Alpaca @josh_belden]

@HenryJGomez @NBCNews Laser focused on the real issues Americans are dealing with. 🙄

[Drunken Alpaca @josh_belden]

@mynamehear It's like grocery store strawberry's vs fresh from the field. Totally different.

[Drunken Alpaca @josh_belden]

@MAGAts_Exposed That payment should come out of that office's budget.

[Drunken Alpaca @josh_belden]

@JayMewes The Highest of Fives to you. You inspire me man! I have to get sober to take another road soon. It's going to suck. But i will emerge the C. L. I. T. Commander! C.ancer. L.oses. I. T.riumph!

[Drunken Alpaca @josh_belden]

@MAGACult2 The lip filler. It's all I can see. It's like watching two hot dogs try to come together and make words. And then those words are the dumbest fuc*ing thing you've ever heard. Cuz it's just two hot dogs slapping together.

[Drunken Alpaca @josh_belden]

@Acyn In the most surveilled city in the country, surely you must have the footage of these "vandals" committing this heinous crime against patriotism.
Right?

[Drunken Alpaca @josh_belden]

@atrupar

[Drunken Alpaca @josh_belden]

@DOWResponse @SecWar