josh WY

rap /hip hop/ grime addict, full time legend follow and ill follow back

[eurgh @twitteurgh]

I'll never stop finding it funny that JME has got a whole generation of kids singing about "multis" with NO idea what it means

[josh WY @joshbrier1]

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[ROY CROPPER not @RoyCropperNOT_]

Christmas time
Valium and wine
David indulging in serious crime
Nicks on the Coke and Gails on smack
Christmas is buzzin when you're a Platt

[Mamas Uncut @MamasUncutQA]

Very private people have mastered the art of telling you little about themselves but doing it in such a way you think you know a lot.

[LUNAR C (Onepunchwilly on IG) @LunarCFT]

There's a big difference between fit girls who smoke weed n pose on insta n stoner girls.. Stoner girls stink n will rob you

[Jme @JmeBBK]

Toast is needs a better name.
It's too good to just be called "Toast"
It needs to be called something like "Breadapeng"

[Funny One Liners @funnyone_liner]

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

[Funny One Liners @funnyone_liner]

I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you.

[Funny One Liners @funnyone_liner]

Q: What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? A: A receding “hareline”.

[Funny One Liners @funnyone_liner]

Flight Attendant: "Would you like some headphones?" Me: "Hey . . . how did you know my name is Phones?"

[Funny One Liners @funnyone_liner]

Have you noticed that "LOL" has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say".

[Funny One Liners @funnyone_liner]

Normal Santa: "Ho ho ho!" Dyslexic Santa: "Oh oh oh!"

[Funny One Liners @funnyone_liner]

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea . . . Does that mean that one actually enjoys it?

[Funny One Liners @funnyone_liner]

I got offered a job at the local glass factory. I lOOKED into it, but CLEARLY it wasn't the job for me!

[Funny One Liners @funnyone_liner]

Here's a thought . . . Are there specially reserved parking spaces for 'normal' people at the Special Olympics?

[Funny One Liners @funnyone_liner]

Why does a room full of married people look so empty and deserted?
It's because there's not a "Single person" in it.

[Funny One Liners @funnyone_liner]

If I ever get arrested and I'm allowed one phone call....I'm calling a locksmith.

[Funny One Liners @funnyone_liner]

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours?

[Funny One Liners @funnyone_liner]

Son: Mom, please tell me another story about the haunted house.
Mom: I can't son, it is a one storey building.