Josh Comley

[Josh Comley @joshcomley]

@HSBC_UK @michael2424_d Hi there. HSBC was going to introduce this feature very soon five years ago - is it still very soon?

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@KatieMiller Fuck you, Nazi

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@Skalinskalin @KatieMiller She absolutely is, yes

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@HSBC_UK I can't log in to the HSBC business banking mobile app because my password is longer than 13 characters, and your app just stops accepting input at 13 characters. WHY?!

[Josh Comley @joshcomley]

@HSBC_UK @randomlyset @HSBC_UK I have done this, but the nickname is only showing on transactions, but not in my list of accounts (in app or web). How can I get the nicknames showing in my list of accounts instead of just "BANK A/C"?

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I didn't used to believe that Everest existed, but it turns out there's a mountain of evidence to support it

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@NickAdamsinUSA This is the most snowflake account I've seen in a while

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@wgrimes84 @film_girl Ah I see, you'd rather the headlines had said "deaths" instead of "redundancies"

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@Nigel_Farage Oh nooo, someone gives a shit about other people. This must be a very difficult time for you, Nigel.

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@07aerograd @cs1891 @benphillips76 He's clearly not English, yet tweeting in perfectly understandable English, yet you still complain. What a lovely person you are.

[Ben Phillips @benphillips76]

A clip from Don’t Look Up, and then a real TV interview that just happened

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I'm surprised the tabloids haven't come up with "Rishi Rich", yet. You can have that for free.

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If I put $0.10 in a piggy bank every single day since our sun was born, I still wouldn't be anywhere near as rich as Elon Musk. This is not a congratulations to Musk; it's a commiseration to the current state of capitalism and the people crushed by it.

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Donate directly to the Ukrainian Army:

https://t.co/RHmnJJcFQN

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@MillwallPaulNLU Useless racist

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@tweethue I can't find a single product in-stock on your UK website - is this a glitch or are you truly completely out of stock on every product?

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@DFSCare Amazing, thank you so much!

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@DFS @DFSCare Where was the first ever DFS store? My mother is convinced it was Droitwich, is she right after all?

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@PremPropLawyers Just tried to log in. Didn't get in but I'm enjoying reading your code.

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@JohnLewisRetail @johnlewishelp Your home insurance quote portal is broken. So I checked the JS, spotted you use SessionCam on such sensitive data? Can you clarify exactly how you use this?