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[sweatmother @joshmust]

when i bite into a chicken strip from KFC, i am immediately taken back to 99, begging my grandma to buy me a giant jar-jar binks cup

[NBA Jam (the book) @nbajambook]

Star Wars x Pizza Hut/Taco Bell/KFC circa 1999

[Khyle. @khyleri]

"Ma'am, we received a noise complaint"

[sweatmother @joshmust]

@lethvldevotion your so cool

[sweatmother @joshmust]

@AumGensokyo i had a launch 360, definitely on a crt, but i graduated in 2010 and the same summer i got a flat LCD and a black slim 360, and that lasted me until 2013 when i got a ps4

[sweatmother @joshmust]

@VanceNordaker @BraddrofliT yeah, true, lots of dems in oklahoma

[sweatmother @joshmust]

@hypepretension @dissidentwest the shooting was over when the cops got there

[sweatmother @joshmust]

@TheAngelWindell that made me so sad lol

[sweatmother @joshmust]

@mhp_guy the one in fairview sucks ass, i’m almost positive this is the one you are at

[sweatmother @joshmust]

@CryptoMikli really good advice for my area where Uber isn’t an option

[sweatmother @joshmust]

@Fightme234 @Sleezejameson @p8stie why are you guys wanting to self report your bad with women? i think the repeated use of the term ad hominem/faggy language is keeping you from the pussy

[sweatmother @joshmust]

@Fightme234 @Sleezejameson @p8stie i can’t believe i’m doing all this arguing with incel bots lmao

[sweatmother @joshmust]

@germ_god999 who said anything about approaches? my only contention with their comment is that you have to befriend a woman to enter her. ugly, fat, tall, rich, hot, skinny, whatever. unless shes a hooker.

[sweatmother @joshmust]

@Sleezejameson @p8stie blue check retard, the only guys who can’t befriend women and fuck them in a totally platonic way are losers, has nothing to do with attraction. plenty of famous examples of personality pity fucks.

[sweatmother @joshmust]

@Sleezejameson @p8stie joined november 25, 16 followers, you know what you are lol

[sweatmother @joshmust]

@Sleezejameson @p8stie spoken like a true virgin

[sweatmother @joshmust]

@memechaotic BBC are /btards

[sweatmother @joshmust]

@MaggieMaeFish Shutter Island?

[sweatmother @joshmust]

@MaggieMaeFish are you a direct descendant of Albert Fish? or just generally related?

[sweatmother @joshmust]

@matresstudio @jakebrodes Iron Man was probably most definitely filmed before Tropic Thunder and RDJ probably did those back to back

[Cam @harleybaghdad]

The phone is the most evil screen. The computer is somewhat evil but less so than the phone. The TV is benevolent.