Josiah Hatfield

Musing, not abusing. He/him/his.

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Was mentioning something sarcastic to my cat today and before I got to the part where I was going to air quote she looked away so I verbally said “quote unquote” to make sure she didn’t misunderstand me.

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Wordle 1,234 4/6*

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Almost didn’t get today’s 🙄

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*Overheard in AMC lobby*

Guy: Oh f*ck!
Gal: What?!
Guy, in shock: Paddington’s going back to Peru

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@mattnightingale @ToroyMoi Yess

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The Supermarket Sweet couple story. Very much worth the short read. https://t.co/svVmdm7FPU

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@mattnightingale Yessss

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Honestly, I only want to listen to women and queer folks. But if a woman starts a post with “Prov….” I’m scrolling by so fast I won’t even finish reading.

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Work this week: switching back and forth between Deeper Well and Brat to calm myself down and then hype myself up.

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@emilykmay The Matrix was given a pass 5 years earlier for its ability to be used in a sermon. Then tPotC was the next approved R movie. #YouthGroupExcursion

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@realprophetguy When the tree limb breaks through the window, you knew things were serious.

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@mattnightingale Not to one-up but…

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Not Lifehouse blaring in the campus store on my walk into work.

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🙄 S8E5

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All my Type A Enneagram 2 Christian girlies need to watch Queer Eye S2E5.

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Do you ever go to grab a mug, pause, and then select one that matches your outfit aesthetic? … oh yeah, me neither.

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Barbie was my fave movie of 2023. Greta & Margot hands down should have been nominated for Oscars for Directing & Actress for their incredible work.

Ryan getting a nom was not in place of the (more deserved) noms for the women leading the charge. Is this a horrible take?

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Did the Academy think that Annette Bening actually swam from Cuba to Florida?

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@rustinisrad Non-paying NYT guy over here, keeping me content with the brief morning games in the morning over coffee. Maybe one day.

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Wordle, Connections, then The Mini. That’s the correct order.